Thursday, June 22, 2006
The Cactus Twins
Getting back to our guido roots here at HCwD, here are two spikey haired Jerseybags surrounding just a fantastic sweet little princess with zero signs of Bleeth infection. She must have an anti-Bleeth gene or something. To be physically touching both of these scrotes and remain unaffected, it's like she's got douchebag kryptonite or something.
Her healthy bosom makes me want to dance around a maypole while singing Irish hymns then nibble on her elbow for six days. As to the Jersey scrotes, I feel greasy just looking at them. Did the cactus bag on the left actually grease up his chest?
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 9:03 AM 
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Maybe we can only hope the sweet little honey just stuck electrodes up these douchebags bungholes, hence the cacti look. Gotta admit, that would explain a lot.
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# posted by 
: 10:24 AM
: 10:24 AM
That's the hottest chicka i've ever seen with a douchebag. And she's with two of them. That little sweetie gives me goosebumps.
# posted by : 11:25 AM
: 11:25 AM
The girls are getting hotter, and the guys are getting douchier. These guys must spend more time in the mirror than any high-maintenance chick out there.
# posted by : 12:05 PM
: 12:05 PM 
They don't make hair gel that does what these two man-bags have managed to do to their hair. No self-respecting hairstylist would manufacture such an unholy product, so I am assuming that their grease is self-made. They should seriously think about distributing to other Jesus-Bling wearers, they could call it Gel-Bag.
It's hilarious how the douchebag on the left is trying to look like a tough guy with his hair like that. He looks like a porcupine getting ready for the gay pride parade.
# posted by : 3:45 PM
: 3:45 PM
Man the hair on these douchebags is just ridiculous. We should impale each of them on the other's hair and rid the world of two massive douches. As for the hottie: Me likey!
# posted by : 4:03 PM
: 4:03 PM
Dear lord! How can any guy think that looks good? And how can any girl want to be caught with these 'bags? Ugh...depressing...pour me a glass of Night Train, will ya?
Uses for cactus hair:
a) cleaning out my lint trap
b) flea comb for my cats
c) porcipine exhibit at the zoo
d) Weapon of mass destruction
Which reason could it be that these two young men would use gorilla glue to hold their hair against a law as firm as Newton's?
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a) cleaning out my lint trap
b) flea comb for my cats
c) porcipine exhibit at the zoo
d) Weapon of mass destruction
Which reason could it be that these two young men would use gorilla glue to hold their hair against a law as firm as Newton's?
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