Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Glinty McDouche
So should we call the HCwDotW voting for next week right now? I think we have a winner.
Really, what can else can I add? Jesus bling, greased forehead, facial pubes, creepy stare, and a Ginger/MaryAnn combo inverted 'bag sandwich of whoriness and sweetness.
The glint off this rank Ryan Douchecrest's glittery belt buckle sends the pic into a new stratosphere of doucheyness. Megods.
And the sweetly smiling dark haired hottie on the left makes my fillings ache. As does the one on the right. And then there's douchebag. Which makes me want to cry.
But that's what this site is about. The karmic pain of pics like this to motivate all of us through another working day.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 10:00 AM 
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SWEET JESUS!!!
Might as well close up shop....we have the "Millenial 'Bag" here. He's like the Douchebag Prophet sent from on high to lead all the douchebags to the 'bag rapture.
Might as well close up shop....we have the "Millenial 'Bag" here. He's like the Douchebag Prophet sent from on high to lead all the douchebags to the 'bag rapture.
# posted by 
: 11:54 AM
: 11:54 AM
I can guarantee that this guy's name ends in "..ad". Chad, Brad, Tad, etc. Anyone this douchey has to have an equally douchey name. And since all names ending in "..ad" designate auto-douche, I can only imagine that his name must follow. Vlad?
# posted by : 12:00 PM
: 12:00 PM
This is the Uber-Douche! There is no need for the weekly contest, we have the winner for every week until the end of time, with this guy, and the hotties...wow!
Award the prize, we have a winner for all time!
Award the prize, we have a winner for all time!
If you're going to start a scoring system, you better include a gauge for the hotties' racks!! I'd like two pickets to Titsburgh please!!
Siegfried will be very upset with this picture... and the tiger bites are healing nicely on Roy I see.
Siegfried will be very upset with this picture... and the tiger bites are healing nicely on Roy I see.
# posted by : 12:32 PM
: 12:32 PM
Minen Gott!! Those sluts are hot hot hot! You know they would do forbidden things to you if you got them in the sack.
Speaking of sack, this 'bag is an A-one nut sack. The only thing missing on the 'bag is a hand gesture and an open shirt.
Bagbalm
Speaking of sack, this 'bag is an A-one nut sack. The only thing missing on the 'bag is a hand gesture and an open shirt.
Bagbalm
# posted by : 12:33 PM
: 12:33 PM 
My God man!!! This guy is Douche God. We should build temples to him and leave offerings of hair gel and bling at the altar to appease him. We should also write a Douche Bible and start a Douche religion to worship Him because there are none greater than Douche God. As for the raven haired hottie on the left: I would serenade her with Journey songs then nestle in her louscious bosom and take a nap. After I was rested I would slather her with honey and nibble on her for weeks.
# posted by : 2:53 PM
: 2:53 PM
This is the kinda Douchebag I totally wanna curbstomp. You can almost see in his face how much he KNOWS he's a Douche, but just plain doesnt care cuz he's got the chicks.
But man....he is DEFINATELY in the running for Douche of the Week...if not Douche of the Month!
But man....he is DEFINATELY in the running for Douche of the Week...if not Douche of the Month!
# posted by : 7:22 PM
: 7:22 PM
for the first time we have a pic of a douchebag holding 2 hotties BOTH with sizable boobies! only the vilest douchebags can do this, and i'd expect no less.
and my "expectations" aren't meant to be flattering. DOUCHEBAG!
and my "expectations" aren't meant to be flattering. DOUCHEBAG!
We need to set up separate "subclasses" of douche bling. The blingin' belt buckle alone makes him almost an all-powerful douche. He may have won it at the douche rodeo. He's a doucheboy.
# posted by : 9:00 AM
: 9:00 AM
this is the worst thing ive ever seen in my life. i mean this guy cannot be serious. this entry is in close contention with Odd Job bag (from last month) as the best entry yet. keep it up man.
# posted by : 9:45 AM
: 9:45 AM
Rex--nice call with the Siegfried & Roy connection. This guy totally has Roy's hair (but perhaps not as much plastic surgery). OK...must look away now before I'm blinded by the bling! (revved up like a douche, a douchestar runner in the night)
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