Wednesday, June 07, 2006
The Holy Grail of Douche
Uhm, yeah.
I don't even know where to begin with this one. I'm sure the regulars can summarize this in a few choice words involving, "scary," "greasy" and "New Jersey."
All I have to say is pink, sleeveless vest with upturned collar. That's "pink, sleeveless vest with upturned collar." Remember what you see here, fellow 'bags. It may just be the Holy Grail of douchitude. Can anyone think of an article of clothing more douche? I can't.
As to the chicka, she's clearly state 4 terminal Bleeth. But what I really want to know is what happens when the purse strap hits exposed boob? Is that like a douchebag faux pas?
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:52 AM 
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Upturned pink collar, check. Tribal Tatoo, check. Metal pink choker and metallic sunglass combination, check. Girlfriend with bicpes bigger than my thighs, check. This can only mean one thing-- douchebag of the week. Too bad there isn't a gesture. There is a Lachey style face, though.
The woman does look as if you could give me a good ass wooping, possibly with one arm tied behind my back.
So I'll leave it here.
The woman does look as if you could give me a good ass wooping, possibly with one arm tied behind my back.
So I'll leave it here.
Well put D-O-D.
The only thing more disturbing than what growth hormones do to men is what they do to women.
This, my fellow bags, is what you call a double douche!
These two are made for each other.
As his nuts shrink, he-girl's "little bean" is growing like a weed.
Soon they'll ne able to spend many douche filled eavenings having "sword" fights and arm wrestling matches. Then when they're tired they can give each other "protien" shakes.
DB OOOOUUUUUT!
The only thing more disturbing than what growth hormones do to men is what they do to women.
This, my fellow bags, is what you call a double douche!
These two are made for each other.
As his nuts shrink, he-girl's "little bean" is growing like a weed.
Soon they'll ne able to spend many douche filled eavenings having "sword" fights and arm wrestling matches. Then when they're tired they can give each other "protien" shakes.
DB OOOOUUUUUT!
Pink shirt, beaded necklace, blushed cheeks, cleavage...yeah, I'd have lesbian sex with this douchebag.
until you got to the vest paragraph i thought you were talking about the douche with the handbag. his poor bleethed girlfriend was clearly forced to revert to wearing such a nauseating shade of pink just so he wouldn't touch her.
Wow, "yeesh" should breathe a huge sigh of relief. Had this...thing shown up a week earlier the dbotw race could have been steroid enhanced neck and neck.
As many of you have already pointed out, it's not just the guy who's disturbing here. While vestman has probably made me laugh more than any other 'bag on the site, the chick looks like what would happen if you took ex-WWF wrestler Chyna, deflated her and fed her slightly less testosterone. Yikes!
If god didn't create douchebags, then l337Douche is one of the founding members. He's Clone #12 the first of the orriginal 15 douchebags that first cursed the earth with there bleething pressence. This guy renders my visual capicities to scratch with his Prime Douchebag Testostrone might. The baggy necklace and the annoying "yeesh" look, combined with some muscle enhancers, makes l337Douche one annoying piece of shit. Advice for l337douche:
"Shteroids will not make yor peenish grow, schtay in shkool."
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