Wednesday, June 28, 2006

 

Warning: Eye Damage May Result


Be warned. Prolongued exposure to this pic can have dire consequences. Lab tests caused mice to go into seizures and begin gelling their tails and wearing Jesus bling on their whiskers. A few test mice even began wearing bandanas and referring to their fellow mice as their "beyoches." This pic has also been found to cause sheep to go sterile. So view with caution.

I do find it interesting that the scrote on the right appears to be storing his wallet and keys inside the lining of his left stomach.

Poor little hottie. I just want to reach out and tug on those dangling pink straps and liberate her two friends from their imprisonment. Then I'd sing her torch songs as we'd both drink papaya juice out of coconuts and play twister until dawn.

Comments:
You must be joking.

No, really.

Please tell me that the douche on the right does not have a tattoo of Italy on his chest.

He does.

Another point, why do all these 'bags feel the need to um,..."match"? Both have bandanas, same hair, Right 'Bag seems to have inspired Left 'Bag to start "bulking up", and how quaint...matching diamond studs in their ears.

Why would two guys actually plan this sort..of......thing.

Ah, never mind. I wasn't considering the obvious.

Poor little hottie, I hope there's a beach shower nearby. She's sooooo gonna need it.

-Iowa BagSlayer
 
I think Ralph Macchio needs a new set of enemies for Karate Kid 4

Someone call Pat Moreno.

Oh wait, he's dead. It was probably the heart-attack that followed when his arteries clogged while looking at these 2 grease stains.

And the Italy tat? I thought they were Puerto Rican?!?! UUUGHHH I think I need a cerveza to wash down the bile that just surfaced,
 
Egads, that is a tattoo of Italy on right douche's chesy.....a very poorly inked tattoo for sure. It appears to have been done in prison. Perhaps this douche was at one time the beyotch hot chick of a large sexually confused fellow prisoner?
 
Hey, isn't that Justin Timberbags chika? Did these two cavronas cap him & steal her away? Does Pedro there have to reach up his bunghole to get his money?

As for the tat, he probably was in prison with a cell mate named Guido, and that's Guido's bitch mark.

Bagbalm
 
As a fellow douchebag and part Italian myself I feel offended!!!

Can these Jersey Guidos please try to hide their nationality!? There seems to be a pattern on the douchosery commited by these individuals: their Italian (or wanna be) heritage, and I don't like it!

So let this be a call to all of you bags from other nationalities; COME OUT, COME OUT, and celebrate the international brotherood and greasyness that keeps us all together... DOUCHEBAGERY!!!

"L' Douchebago Venezolano"
 
I think left'bag is actually trying to squeeze the chica out of the pic as he's leaning ever closer to his lover'bag on the right.
 
You sure that's an Italy tat? IMO it looks like a portrait of the bag's shriveled up twig and berries.
 
The bag on the right is so dumb that he needs an Italy tattoo on his chest to remind himself that he is a Guido Douche and not just a run of the mill douche.
 
Eyes are locked on this hottie's chesticles. I'd lick maple syrup off of her for hours.

Hottie's Gaydar exploded when she stood between them for this pic.

Why doesn't God implant a Douchedar into hotties' brains? Cruel bastard.

-from bags to bitches
 
Things have really gone south for these guys since their early 90's hit, "Im to sexy".
 
i'm not sure which is more disgusting, professional MTV Douche World or amateur MTV Douche World.
 
damn roid monkeys!
 
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