Monday, July 24, 2006
The Armani 'Wipe
From the depths of the deepest, darkest douchetude, out crawls this palmy muscle scrote. His mission: to infect peroxided beauties from Trenton to Newark. Like a plague of little Griecos, these armies of the 'bag stalk their prey at night, spreading their grease-seed across beauties far and near. Or at least to Jersey City.
His stubbly chin says "I am rank." His meaty arms scream, "I am douche."
Armani Exchange + Jesus Bling + Forehead Grease = Monday Morning Spew. But hey, at least you're awake now.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:52 AM 
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These two blond baby dolls are stuck in a very bad situation. There are completely surrounded by douches. Besides the Armani 'Wipe, you have over his right shoulder the "Hey, look at my stripped blue shirt" guy. Growing right out of of the head of smaller boobed blondie is the shit-eating grin of Smiley McDouche. Behind Smiley is a yellow shirt wearing bag, proudly popping that collar. And trying to sneak out of the picture, off to find his own hotties to attack, is another pink shirt, and if this site has taught me anything, it's that only douches wear pink. Scary, scary place.
-Boogie
-Boogie
Holy shit Douche Boog. You have an uncanny ability to sniff out douches. Reading your post reminded me of the Where's Waldo books, where even after you found Waldo there was the section in the back with dozens of other things to spot in the picture. I didn't even notice all the d-bags in the background. Someone needs to find out where this shot was taken, because I think we have found the hive. We can destroy the problem at it's source! These chicks were probably raised in glass bottles and released into the hive to help hone the douche's skills, until they are ready for their next invasion.
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: 1:27 PM
: 1:27 PM
it's a pink AND Armani Exchange shirt.
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that is all.
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