Friday, July 21, 2006
Back to Basics
This pic is "back to basics" here at HCwD. Like blue-jeans. Or getting drunk and banging an ex-girlfriend you never really liked all that much. Every so often we gotta go back to the well and see the source-douche and classic uber-hottie comingling in all their unholy glory in perfect pictoral example.
Tell me that's not an engagement ring on this glowing ball of perfection. Or, more likely, it's Hot Chick Defense Mechanism #06, the fake wedding ring to keep the other douchebags from hitting on her and making PrimeBag feel insecure.
Although if I looked like blue-scrote here, I'd feel insecure 24/7. Yes, DodgerBag, it's true. You're. Going. To. Lose. Her.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:23 AM 
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"Source douche" LOL!
Excellent point though, it just screams mismatch!.
I mean, that skeezy flavor-saver, soul patch. Is it for dusting off home plate? Truly a progenitor of the Douche-icus Limpus family and I wanna set his whisk broom alight.
As for her,...nah, it'd be pointless even saying how yummy this little cream puff is. It's just soooo obvious and you're right. This too shall pass.
-Iowa Bag-slayer
Excellent point though, it just screams mismatch!.
I mean, that skeezy flavor-saver, soul patch. Is it for dusting off home plate? Truly a progenitor of the Douche-icus Limpus family and I wanna set his whisk broom alight.
As for her,...nah, it'd be pointless even saying how yummy this little cream puff is. It's just soooo obvious and you're right. This too shall pass.
-Iowa Bag-slayer
# posted by 
: 8:01 AM
: 8:01 AM
If you leave the stickers on the bill of your hat, then yes, you are a douche.
# posted by : 8:16 AM
: 8:16 AM
Where did you find the picture of Britney and her new mannybag? You should sell the pic to the paparazzi, that would keep you in Ho Ho's and Night Train for at least a few days.
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Bagbalm
# posted by : 10:40 AM
: 10:40 AM
Wearing a Dodger hat alone makes you a DB. Dodger fans show up in the 2nd or 3rd inning and leave in the 7th "to beat the traffic." This guy is exhibit A of why LA is a steaming cesspool of douchosity. I can hardly contain the bile rising in my throat.
Isn't Grieco supposed to bo the primebag or sourcedouche? Like Nosferatu is to the vampires?
This could be missing linkBag, since what we see elsewhere on this excellent site is the evolution of the 'Bags, how they evolve into something far more sinister and creepy. It's a conspiracy I tell you. It's the Jellyfish that are out to get us, by slowly turning us into these 'bags. However they don't know it's the hotties that keeps us alive. Viva la Revolution
Hail from Denmark... Cheers
This could be missing linkBag, since what we see elsewhere on this excellent site is the evolution of the 'Bags, how they evolve into something far more sinister and creepy. It's a conspiracy I tell you. It's the Jellyfish that are out to get us, by slowly turning us into these 'bags. However they don't know it's the hotties that keeps us alive. Viva la Revolution
Hail from Denmark... Cheers
# posted by : 12:14 PM
: 12:14 PM
Maybe it's just me, but I think a serious problem with this guy's look is that it needs more blue. Maybe he could add a blue bandana and blue sunglasses. You know he has them.
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Art of the Douche
# posted by : 4:19 PM
: 4:19 PM
staci cole is the one most gorgeous girl on the planet. with no doubt id fuck her in a second. she seems like a sweetheart you could actually date too, she's probably too afraid to break up with him tho. this will pass, when she opens her eyes and sees what he looks like LMAO
# posted by : 3:42 PM
: 3:42 PM
Check the blog i madde about her http://stacicoleisugly.blogspot.com/ . She's NOT Hot shit.. and Jeremy ISNT A DOUCHeBAG Staci's a douchebag she's the one getting wasted and putting so much make-up on she makes herself look like a clown. Oh yeah and she has pre-mature wrinkles from drinking so much alcohol. But if Jeremy see's this i just want to say your an awesome guy and staci didnt deserve you.
# posted by : 10:41 AM
: 10:41 AM
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