I'd rub some Vaseline between those fun bags and do something else, but to each his own...

Oh, yeah, douchitude Ponch.

Bagbalm
 

Them some mammarizing fun bags! Yummies.

No shirt at a club is not douchebag, nope, it's just gay. Aviators & tongues are douche though. Get this gaybag a massingail for his dirty 2-hole.
 

Somebody tell Iceman that Slider is waiting for him in the Men's Room.
 

you forgot to mention how gay maverick here is trying to reach down into little cutie's skirt with his left hand. And it almost looks like shes pushing away. Maybe shes faking the whole pose and cant wait to get away from this GreaseBag. Maybe she has some integrity. Maybe all us that live in non-douche ways have a chance.

Who am i kidding. The most likely scenario is that FunBags over here got drilled by this guy later that night and then never saw him again, the only memory of him being the remnants of his spray-on tan which stained her sheets
 

i dunno if it's just the camera angle, but the hottie's waistlines might be a little too broad for my liking.

doesn't mean i won't do her if given the opporunity though.

also doesn't mean that i won't deliver my foot perpendicularly into the tonguebag's abs either, if provoked to do so.
 

i'm so sick of people assuming a girl has had a boob job just b/c her boobs are big. i am a size 32D and i am only 5'2" and slim...and when i was visiting l.a. and went shopping on melrose, right as i walk in to a store a (flat, mind you) salesgirl pointedly remarks to another salesgirl how she hates boob jobs (no other customers were in the store). for a second i thought of punching her in the nose or better yet demanding she come feel my boobs so she'd know they were the real thing. it was especially wierd considering i'm brown and we tend to have natural curves even when we are slim/thin (the salesgirls were white). all big boobies aren't fake, so her boobs may just be real. and just because there is no sag doesn't mean they aren't real either...maybe she is very young.