Tuesday, July 11, 2006
The Ballad of ole' Mullet 'Bag
Feel for poor ole' Mullet 'Bag here. His life is oh so lonesome. Even in the presence of female perfection he can't hide his soul searching sadness from weighing him down.
Cry tears for ole' Mullet 'Bag. His is a lonely life. Only by occasionally performing the 'Bag Head-Butt on a hottie at the exact moment a pic is taken can he find solace and comfort.
Remember ole' Mullet 'Bag. Trolling the clubs for hotties while carrying the burden of a dark and mysterious past on his shoulders. Ole Mullet 'Bag journeys that empty road like only a true douchebag can. With a mullet. But he fights on. Oh yes. Ole Mullet 'Bag fights on.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 12:22 PM 
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i can not even comprehend how or why this gorgeous creature would even be standing next to this complete and utter DOUCHE!
# posted by 
: 12:49 PM
: 12:49 PM
If she's not in the top 10 finalists for hottest chick, there is no justice. She looks like Rebecca Romijn's younger, easier sister. I don't even care that the eyebrows belie the peroxide job. I want to spread orange marmelade on her stomach and go to town. Delicious.
Hey, ain't that the lead singer dude from Journey. My, he has fallen. Not that he wasn't always a douchebag, but just grew more douchey apparently.
Luv the hottie though, she should run as fast as she can away from Joe Dirt here.
Bagbalm
Luv the hottie though, she should run as fast as she can away from Joe Dirt here.
Bagbalm
# posted by : 4:44 PM
: 4:44 PM
This man's face says "serial killer".
Someone better make sure this girl is still alive.
Someone better make sure this girl is still alive.
# posted by : 8:31 PM
: 8:31 PM
Been reading HCwD for several months now. Hands down this is the most beautiful women to grace your pages. Don't know about douchebag of the week but she wins whatever other awards you are handing out. I'll be happy to handle the prize.
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