Monday, July 31, 2006
Blue Steel
Sure there are the primo douchebags of utter douchosity we've celebrated here at HCwD. But then there are the regular everyday 'bags like last week's Whack a 'Bag. The average shmoes. They could be your coworker or your brother. They're once normal humans who gradually slip down the greasy scrote-road towards rank douchosity one spikey hair follicle at a time.
Case in point, this facial-pubed knob. From his annoying face to his spikey hair, the fact he's scored this princess can send even the best among us into fits of alcoholic drinking.
Or am I just looking for an excuse to drink?
Megods she's fantastic. I'd love her for at least a solid three minutes.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 4:42 PM 
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if this douche drove "the best among us" into fits of alcohol swilling, then what'll he do to the worst of us?
i have the answer right here, because i am THE WORST OF US!
and you don't wanna know what i did right after seeing this pic. suffice to say i survived the incident sane enough to still be typing here.
i have the answer right here, because i am THE WORST OF US!
and you don't wanna know what i did right after seeing this pic. suffice to say i survived the incident sane enough to still be typing here.
Gawd Damm. That poor girl obviously has worse taste than the homeless man i saw on Spring Street (downtown LA) eating sundried cockroaches skewered on used AIDS-infested syringes. Look no further than those tacky Christmas lights she's placed over her door frame & crown molding. Way to ruin someone's handiwork you stupid slut! I'd still take her for 3 minutes though!
Based on her poor taste in decoration & douche bag selection ... she'd probably date a collection of dingleberries from inmates from a Burmese prison.
Based on her poor taste in decoration & douche bag selection ... she'd probably date a collection of dingleberries from inmates from a Burmese prison.
Scrote M. Walsh
If you looked at the pic of this hottie and saw tacky decorations in the background, you know you are gay, right?
If you looked at the pic of this hottie and saw tacky decorations in the background, you know you are gay, right?
# posted by 
: 10:21 AM
: 10:21 AM
Lamentably I'm not gay. Just a former architect w. an eye for detail. I noticed the door frames & crown moldings, having done that work myself.
Life would be easier, I would not want to puke my intestines out every time I see one of these scrotebags on the verge of giving these hotties the hot beef injection.
Life would be easier, I would not want to puke my intestines out every time I see one of these scrotebags on the verge of giving these hotties the hot beef injection.
I'd love to see this guy's day planner:
"10:00 a.m-12 p.m.: Manicure eyebrows. Women like a man with tight 'brows.
12:00 p.m.-2 p.m.: Manicure facial hair. Try for N'Sync look.
2:00 p.m.-4 p.m.: Gel/spike hair. Use two bottles of gel if necessary.
4:00 p.m.-6 p.m.: Shop for zoot suit. Have a really nice blue tee and chain that will rock the crap out of this look.
7:00 p.m.-2:00 a.m.: Party like it is 1999."
Art of the Douche
"10:00 a.m-12 p.m.: Manicure eyebrows. Women like a man with tight 'brows.
12:00 p.m.-2 p.m.: Manicure facial hair. Try for N'Sync look.
2:00 p.m.-4 p.m.: Gel/spike hair. Use two bottles of gel if necessary.
4:00 p.m.-6 p.m.: Shop for zoot suit. Have a really nice blue tee and chain that will rock the crap out of this look.
7:00 p.m.-2:00 a.m.: Party like it is 1999."
Art of the Douche
# posted by : 12:11 PM
: 12:11 PM
I know, there's an hour gap in his day planner. This is the lost entry:
"6:00 p.m.-7 p.m.: Stay out of sun and away from tanning beds"
That dude is an ghostbag.
Art of the Douche
"6:00 p.m.-7 p.m.: Stay out of sun and away from tanning beds"
That dude is an ghostbag.
Art of the Douche
# posted by : 12:20 PM
: 12:20 PM
honestly i don't think she is that pretty at all. her nose is wierd and she's pasty...she looks like a plain jane. she must be from the midwest. the average chick in cali is way hotter than her. so are the men.
they fit well together, they are both average looking.
they fit well together, they are both average looking.
# posted by : 4:02 PM
: 4:02 PM
This Douche really takes the cake. I want to slit said Douche's chicken neck and than use his blue steel to wipe the blood off of Stone-Cold hottie's flawnessness. This 'Bag's Douchetude is bringing out the "American Psycho" in me...
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