Friday, July 07, 2006
Champaigne Superdouchebag
(with apologies to Oasis)Someday you will find me,
caught beneath a skeeze scrote..
With a champaigne superdouchebag in a pink douchey shirt with a tux jacket and jeanssss...
I always knew the Flowbee (tm) haircut would make a comeback. And that paisley pink shirt really does help bring out the color his lipstick.
Oh who am I kidding. I wish I was this guy. This Brook Burke lookalike makes me cry over humanity's long, dark descent into the land where scrotes like this get hotties like that.
The DB1 is sad. The DB1 will now bang his head against the wall.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 6:03 AM 
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This bag is sooo sauve & debonair, not. He has been watching way too many James Bond movies. Bet he has some Jesus bling under that faggy shirt.
The chick is nice enough, way too good for this assclown.
Bagbalm
The chick is nice enough, way too good for this assclown.
Bagbalm
# posted by 
: 10:20 AM
: 10:20 AM
I want to hire this fabulous guy to host a home makeover show. I think he'd be the dude who takes his shirt off to cut some lumber and gets all kinds of sweaty. But then goes to pick out some delicious brocade for the family room curtains, using his black blazer as a sample. All the time flashing the camera that metro-douche smirk.
mmmmm.
kisses,
Kitty LeDouche
mmmmm.
kisses,
Kitty LeDouche
# posted by : 4:38 PM
: 4:38 PM
He looks like he is trying to pull off a David Hasselhoff look. I think we may have a new name for his type, the hasslhoff-douche.
# posted by : 7:20 AM
: 7:20 AM
how many special douchebags change?
how many lives are living strange?
where were you while we were getting douuuuuuuuched?
(i was staring at this hottie's miniskirts while you were getting douched, you total, fucking, and lucky douchebag)
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how many lives are living strange?
where were you while we were getting douuuuuuuuched?
(i was staring at this hottie's miniskirts while you were getting douched, you total, fucking, and lucky douchebag)
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