She's "classy hot". Then you look to the left to see the absolute pile who has his arm around her and bile rises in your throat. These are the kinds of injustices that lead to a man, a rifle, and a clock tower.
 

Does her face not scream out, "save me"?
 

For some odd reason I was craving a strawberry margarita this morning, but I was missing a few ingredients. But, when the Douche Boog wants something, he puts his mind to it and improvises. So, I made a strawberry margarita for myself, minus the strawberry margarita mix, strawberries, sugar, or ice. Now some would say that what I enjoyed for breakfast was not a strawberry margarita than, and really just shots of tequila. Well, I would say those are the same type of people that also look at this guy and say he's not a douche bag just because his collar is turned down.

Well screw you. This guy is a douche bag, and the tequila I drank straight from the bottle was a strawberry margarita.

-Boogie
 

Golly, I didn't know Johnny Rotten was still alive even.

Bagbalm
 

Chubawumbag and "fish slap" made me almost crap my pants with laughter!
 

Looks to me like Brian Bosworth has really hit rock bottom...
 

I second the "clock tower" comment mainly because I sitting in one right now and I am a man and I have a rifle and I got plenty of ..... shit no ammo… son of a stage four-Bleeth... So many stairs, Soooo many stairs and I got a bad knee (JENGA accident)…fuck it. I’m just gonna jump and hope I land on one

Geronimooooooooooooooo………………. Splat!

DOUCHEZILLA
 

WHOA Douchebag1 has an Xbox 360! it'll be a long way before i get one.

anyway. anyone wanna do a background check on this bag? are we sure he didn't kidnap the hottie's parents in order to have the pic taken or something? certainly looks like it. hmm.