Sunday, July 16, 2006
Cobra Kai 'Bag
Okay, I'm officially pissed again.
This sleeveless scrote with the painted on eyebrows does not deserve this peroxided cutie on his arm. He deserves a weekend in federal pound-me-in-the-pooper prison.
His facial hair is made up of tiny douchebag robots that cling to his face. Depending on the level of 'baggery, they move around and form new patterns. The current pattern is called "The Vertical Scrote." It's Nano-techdouchology. The latest in cutting edge scrote hair.
As to hers, they may be fake, but I dance to their majesty.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 5:45 AM 
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also:
1) i see nipple profile.
2) you'll notice that this douche's mustache is often seen in child molester 'bag form. this is a sick fucker to be bold enough to wear the leather vest and the "I touch little boys" mustache.
1) i see nipple profile.
2) you'll notice that this douche's mustache is often seen in child molester 'bag form. this is a sick fucker to be bold enough to wear the leather vest and the "I touch little boys" mustache.
# posted by 
: 9:15 PM
: 9:15 PM
This chic has major boob-stretch-mark going on... cocoa butter, chica... use it or lose it!
# posted by : 9:35 PM
: 9:35 PM
I indeed see the nipple profile and the stretch marks on this hotties breasts...but they'd still look good wrapped around my unit (oh did I say that out loud?)...meanwhile bagboy needs to ditch the greazy skeezer look and get a life.
"look at me look at me! i'm with a complete douchebag and i don't care about what you sane people think! i'm like totally cool that way!"
not that i'd turn down sex with you, hottie, but for once in my life, i don't care.
not that i'd turn down sex with you, hottie, but for once in my life, i don't care.
Those eyebrows ... those eyebrows. Yegads. They almost overshadow the ridiculously gay Judas Priest vest he's wearing.
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