Monday, July 10, 2006
Double-'Bag It
Speaking of chins, double-chin 'bag here's gotta have twice the mojo in douchebag hell. With that Roy Rogers hat and Elton John sunglasses I wanna light his wings on fire and kick him down a flight of stairs.
This sweet, unBleethed little crouton is way too good to be six inches away from an ubuttoned scrote-chest.
Viewing Tip: Stare at the lace patterns on that luscious belly long enough while rapidly blinking and they'll begin to form the words "DB1, I want you to roll pickles down my inner thigh while krunk dancing with a towel on your head." Or does that just work for me?
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 6:13 PM 
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i think there was already a Kid Rock reference a while back.
now i'm gonna go watch "13 Going on 30" and mourn the death of common sense.
now i'm gonna go watch "13 Going on 30" and mourn the death of common sense.
Liberace lives!!! I bet he has been hanging with Elvis all these years. Don't worry boys, the little hottie didn't get defiled.
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# posted by 
: 6:53 AM
: 6:53 AM
This photo is from the "2004 Las Vegas Pimp Ball".
This pimp's name is Deuce Chinnalow.
He keeps his bitches in line or he will slapted dat shit.
But hey at the end of the day, if looking like Elton John's hell spawn gets you close to this cupcake, crunk away!
I give up!
DB OUT!
This pimp's name is Deuce Chinnalow.
He keeps his bitches in line or he will slapted dat shit.
But hey at the end of the day, if looking like Elton John's hell spawn gets you close to this cupcake, crunk away!
I give up!
DB OUT!
A common thread I've noticed with douchebags is the layering of clothes. I’m not absolutely sure but I believe it’s to hide as much blubber, hair loss, stench, small penisites (sp?) and overall grotesque appearance of the douchebag. Sometimes it’s just a hat or some large sunglasses or a giant furry jacket. This guy is soooooo incredibly beyond hopelessness that he must use them all... poor guy. I'd still love to kick him in the balls and skip merrily away, though.
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# posted by : 7:32 AM
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