Look at ths glassy eyed muff-face here, with his retro-hipster shirt and spikey douche-hair. His Droopy Dog mug is Tex Avery cartoon douche.

I've always had a thing for that chick who played the foreign exchange student in "American Pie." That slightly cross-eyed and unconventional hotness that promises a really rocky 30s and 40s but looks oh so juicy in her 20s. Like this chicka. She makes me all sorts of happy.