Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Fan Mail
Best email from a hottie ever:
i know this won't make your site since the chica is a 5, tops, but keep in mind this guy is a hardcore douche. i went to high school with him and he was a meathead jerk with way too much swagger considering his minsicule @#$@. i thought seeing him might make u smile at least, especially once i tell you that i took sweet, syrupy vengeance on this bagzilla after he dumped my best friend (she was at least an 8 -- can u believe that?) anyway, stumbling on these pics of my old pal ---- sure made me smile, and i hope you're doing the same. now if you'll excuse me, i got a gallon of jack with my name on it. i splurge on my booze; what can i say, i'm a bitch.
yours in christ,
- Hottie1
Dear Hottie1-
I think that chicka's way cuter than a "5." And any hottie who uses the words "bagzilla" and "gallon of jack" in the same email is my kinda honeyfly. Stay un-Bleethed and sexy, and may all your hookups be 'bag-free...
-DB1
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 12:43 PM 
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Mmmm. Syrupy vengeance. Judging from his girth, undoubtedly his favorite kind.
Art of the Douche
Art of the Douche
# posted by 
: 2:55 PM
: 2:55 PM
Let's render this fat fuck and supply the US with enough petrolium products for the forseeable future. It would be a win-win situation.
Bagbalm
Bagbalm
# posted by : 4:51 PM
: 4:51 PM
i highly suspect that the score-8 hottie that he just dumped will come to his defense if we rag on him for dumping her.
"oh he has this inferiority complex, he's just a poor guy, you have to get to know him..."
blah blah blah c'est la vie.
"oh he has this inferiority complex, he's just a poor guy, you have to get to know him..."
blah blah blah c'est la vie.
1. A young Oliver Hardy, being comforted after a bee sting to the jaw.
2. He's a three bagger; left cheek bag, right cheek bag, neck back.
3. Okay pal, take off the Jiminy Glick make-up.
Just seeing this guy reminds me of the pervasive smell of the grotesquely obese. It's very similar to the smell of death.
2. He's a three bagger; left cheek bag, right cheek bag, neck back.
3. Okay pal, take off the Jiminy Glick make-up.
Just seeing this guy reminds me of the pervasive smell of the grotesquely obese. It's very similar to the smell of death.
Seeing Jabba with this 8+ hotts flashes me back to high school where groads like him would score such 'licousness from the sheer fact that they were white and I was not. Thanks, I'll need another therapy regiment to get over this again.
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