Monday, July 10, 2006
Four Hotties and Kenny Rogers
Ladies, when posing for a pic with friends, ever get the feeling a massive scrote is hovering behind you? Here's what it looks like.
Kenny Rogers Chicken Roasters 'Bag here couldn't even charm his way into the pic with these scrumptuous little cupcakes. So he leaned in like the tool he is. We need to develop a special 'bag bonus scoring section for those who only make it into the pic through the "lean" method.
I would take a three party search expedition into the cleavage of that luscious lillypad on the right.
Then I would dunk Kenny Rogers in the deep fryer until he folds 'em.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 3:03 PM 
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It is sad when you are a douche on your own merit, but even worse when you can get no hot chicks, so you have to use "the lean method" to be in a picture with a woman (or 4 in this case).
# posted by 
: 3:31 PM
: 3:31 PM
Old Kenny Douche Rogers is just checking out the hot chick asses because he ain't gonna get any closer than that to them....loser. Hell he doesn't even fit in the category since he's a douche but he isn't with any hot chick
You have to give the douche credit for thinking of all of us. This guy will never actually see the photo, since he clearly knows neither the group of hotties (although I am uncertain about the one who looks a bit elderly) nor the person taking the photo. Thus, I am driven to conclude that his involvement is solely for the benefit of us being able to mock his semi-serious "How do you like me? This is how I roll" 'tude. From this perspective, I thank the bearded douche for his selflessness.
# posted by : 3:45 PM
: 3:45 PM
It could be this is a drunk skeez that was in the midst of falling at the very instant the pic was taken. Either way, he is a douchebag.
Bagbalm
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# posted by : 4:55 PM
: 4:55 PM
solid proof that every group of hot chicks rolls with at least one ugly chick. I'd let the girl on the left and the girl on the right stomp my balls with 5 inch heels while they call me a pussy. I wouldn't let girl in the middle vacuum my car's floorboard. Girl in the back is 8 beers away from doable, 6 if I am behind her. I'd give Kenny Rogers the benefit of the doubt, as he is old and lonely, if it weren't for the shirt. Douchebag.
douchebags have midlife crises too! such that they have to sneak up to have "hidden photo ops" with hotties every once in a while to make themselves feel better! be respectful fellow bags!
by the way i see "only" 3 hotties in the photo. but that's more a matter of nuance.
by the way i see "only" 3 hotties in the photo. but that's more a matter of nuance.
You're right LCB.
When I first saw the chick in the middle I thought to myself:
"Holy shit, Dave Mustane from Megedeth grew tits!"
Chick on the right is perfect, so sweet yet so diiiiirty.
As for Kenny Rogers, Two things:
1- Great Chicken.
2- Good for him leaning in and fucking up someone's pic.
I think that should be the mission of our entire douche army.
Instead of saying "sup" to each other we can say "How you leanin'".
DB OUT!
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When I first saw the chick in the middle I thought to myself:
"Holy shit, Dave Mustane from Megedeth grew tits!"
Chick on the right is perfect, so sweet yet so diiiiirty.
As for Kenny Rogers, Two things:
1- Great Chicken.
2- Good for him leaning in and fucking up someone's pic.
I think that should be the mission of our entire douche army.
Instead of saying "sup" to each other we can say "How you leanin'".
DB OUT!
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