Thursday, July 27, 2006
FrankenBag
I'm not really sure how to work eye makeup into the Douchebag Scoring System we're developing here at HCwD. Does a douchebag technically wear eyeshadow? Does that cross over into metro GayBag territory? Purple lips appeared to have lipstick and was undeniably douche, but does lipstick + rouge + eyeshadow cross over from 'bag to far murkier classification? Does makeup elevate 'bag to an uber-gay-scrote?
Yup. These are the thoughts that plague me.
That and how to score with the highschool seniors smoking cigs outside of Bennihana on a Friday night.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:00 AM 
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hottie: So, are you in a band or something? Do you write poetry? I really like your eye shadow. You seem really edgy, that's hot...
Frankenbag: braaaaaaaaaaains....braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!
Frankenbag: braaaaaaaaaaains....braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!
Night of the living Scrote? What the hell is this little piece of love doing near this 'bag?
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# posted by 
: 12:07 PM
: 12:07 PM
This is laughably bad. I don't know what is worse -- meaty uber-gay dudes trying to convince the camera they are tough or fey goth dudes trying to convince the camera that they are pained and deep.
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Art of the Douche
# posted by : 3:12 PM
: 3:12 PM
this picture is brought to you by mascara (tm). without mascara, Frankenbag wouldn't be Frankenbag, and the hottie wouldn't be standing next to him.
actually, you sure we don't wanna call him Trankenbag? Frankenstein, transexual, and douchebag all in one. Trankenbag.
Trankenbag man. doing the things that Trankenbags can. well in hand. cops don't understand. Trankenbag man.
actually, you sure we don't wanna call him Trankenbag? Frankenstein, transexual, and douchebag all in one. Trankenbag.
Trankenbag man. doing the things that Trankenbags can. well in hand. cops don't understand. Trankenbag man.
surprised no one mentioned the rack on the hottie in the background
- from bags to bitches
- from bags to bitches
# posted by : 12:59 AM
: 12:59 AM
i think that's adriana lima. in which case, i don't care what he is congratulations to him
# posted by : 10:26 AM
: 10:26 AM
That chick is fine as a hell on a good day (oxymoron, mothu fucker what) and she is with a ligitimate douchbag supreme. I know how y'all americans do it supersized. I hate that whole punk, emo crap. Seriously, they can all go to HELL. Someone sorely needs to stop throwing up their meals and fully ingest it - and for once, i'm not talking about the female.
hahahaha that's my friend paulina (no not adriana lima) in the picture.
I gotta go tell her she's on this site haha.
Not me in the picture though.
God i'm too hungover to type.
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I gotta go tell her she's on this site haha.
Not me in the picture though.
God i'm too hungover to type.
# posted by : 4:32 PM
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