Friday, July 14, 2006
Gramps
I can't rag on Gramps too badly because when I'm 106 years old I wanna be out cuddling with a squeezeball this juicy. But what's up with the ears? (Must... resist... obvious... Star Trek reference...) He's a Vulcan 'bag! (dammit... too much Night Train has taken its toll...)
Seriously though, ya gotta give it up to Oldie here. Gramps is busting the sexy 70s shirt and even has a stylin' necklace that says "I may be old, but I can still awkwardly put my arm around the waist of a hottie and only touch her with the tips of my fingers."
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# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:30 AM 
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Its good to be the Don!
Only thing better than being 75 and owning a strip club is being 75 owning a strip club on viagra.
BIIIIIG UP to gramps here.
DB OUT!
Only thing better than being 75 and owning a strip club is being 75 owning a strip club on viagra.
BIIIIIG UP to gramps here.
DB OUT!
Damn! I gotta get me some of that Viagra too!
Live long & prosper Sorak.
Bagbalm
Live long & prosper Sorak.
Bagbalm
# posted by 
: 9:49 AM
: 9:49 AM
Does this picture qualify? There's a hot chick, but no douchebag. Gramps is THE MAN. I hope I'm photographed with a chick half that hot when I'm half his age.
That shirt is bad ass too.
That shirt is bad ass too.
This picture is what's right with this country. If he were in his twenties and wearing that attire, he would be a douchebag. The fact that he is 80, wearing that stupid fuckin shirt minus all those buttons, bling fully exposed, with that fine tart under his arm makes him the fuckin man!
That chick might have placed in the HC contest. I don't think you can just re-open voting though because then it would just be an ongoing thing with no clear winner. Just my two cents of douchebaggery.
That chick might have placed in the HC contest. I don't think you can just re-open voting though because then it would just be an ongoing thing with no clear winner. Just my two cents of douchebaggery.
# posted by : 12:41 PM
: 12:41 PM
Good show “Gramps” good show. I congratulate you on a job well done…. you old bastard. Just remember the BRAKE is on the LEFT and the GAS is on the RIGHT. Oh yeah, wow, that delicious little delicacy standing next to the soon to be deceased bag makes me cry and by cry, I mean sob inconsolably in darkness of my un-insulated basement/living quarters.
Sincerely,
DOUCHEZILLA
Sincerely,
DOUCHEZILLA
# posted by : 4:39 PM
: 4:39 PM
Gramps' look is so Rico Suave, from his smirk to his bling to his shirt, and I can do nothing but acknowledge that he has an effortless ability to pull chicks that far surpasses mine. He is the sensei in the dojo of love. I salute you, fine sir. And envy the crap out of you.
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# posted by : 5:57 PM
: 5:57 PM
Grampa is the antithesis of douche...he is the man for which Copeland wrote "Fanfare For The Common Man"
He IS my hero.
Hit it for me Gramps...
He IS my hero.
Hit it for me Gramps...
personally i'm not a fan of Hugh Hefner. but Douchebag1 does have a point about the fact that we'll all become old one day. i'll still be as horny as i am when i'm that old. so... DAMN!
Thats the old man from Joey's in Clifton NJ!!! He is there every single Thursday night tearing up the dance floor!!!!
# posted by : 11:01 AM
: 11:01 AM
hope he did a little fox trottin with the babe in the back left too; she's even hotter!
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