It was a tight vote this week, but Purple Lips pulls it out. As ten degree hat puts it:

Even though the hottie with No. 3 is amazingly pretty and I can't look at No. 2 without bursting into laughter (or are they tears), the only true DB is the greezy, purple-lipped manscaped turd, No. 4. In spite of the not-so-hottie with him, he is the clear winner.

I liked the thinking displayed in the comments section, some good intellectual debates on the power of the hottie/scrote combo are beginning to emerge. Not just about what defines the douchebag, but how the douchebag and hot chick intersect to form differing levels of spiritual violation.

'bag o' bones posits that we should vote from our gut by which image impacts us the most if we were to see it in real life. Thus, purple lips here might make us laugh, but Pocahontas with the Sewage Sausage would make us wince in agony. Or as douchezilla calls it, "The Anger Factor." I think this plays a key role in our deductive process.

mickey o'douche is beginning to sort by category, noting that our four choices break down along genre lines: guido-'roids douche, oldie douche, missing link douche, skeezie douche.

Mullet 'Bag represnts that painful and creepy douchebag who haunts most places we go to. That middle aged skeeze who's pushy enough that he occasionally convinces hotties to hang out with him, but generally just creeps everyone out. Cro Bagnon is just a magnificent everything. But I can see how he's more of a one-off, a freak of nature. Not really indicitive of the larger HCwD plague infecting our world.

I'm also glad we got to give Pocahontas some more love. But there really is no topping this purple lipped monstrosity. Props to Purple Lips for taking the Grease-Cake.