It's Chin-nromous!! It's Chin-sational!! It's Chin-sanity!!

(with apologies to Mary Poppins:)

Chin chimeny, chin chimeny, chin chin charu... now here is a chinbag who's chin smells like poo...

We've had chinbags here at HCwD before. The Ziggy Stardust 'bag below being the most recent example. But this thing is just ginormously terrifying. If I saw that thing in an alleyway at night I'd run screaming. Its so distracting I can barely comment on those sunglasses (which deserve a dissertation in their own right). Even the spikey hair can't distract from that giant, heaping, tablespoon chin ' douche.

Hottie's a little large in the gut, but I'd still funky chicken on her fingernails. Even if she does look like Owen Wilson.