Saturday, July 15, 2006
House
Tell me this creepy, cape wearing tonguebag doesn't look a bit like that guy on that show "House"?
That's really the only reason I ran this pic. That and I wanna knock stubble tongue here off this plump little cutie with a brick.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 5:44 PM 
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What is the deal with the all the tonguebags lately? I like Bagbalm's theory that it's a new bit of darwinian selection -- sticky longed tongued gelled up losers now can capture and subdue unwitting hotties. A Venus Douchetrap, as it were.
It might also be a matter of respiration, too. What with all the gell on these bags, they're blocking their skin pores, and can only open their mouths like dogs trying to cool down on a hot day.
But, I figure that these are illegitimate sons of the Ur-douchebag, Gene Simmons....just think about all the shows, all the years, all the hotties he bleethed....thousands of present and future tonguebags. Here's GS in action: http://www.ithaca.edu/students/atorres1/genesimmons.jpg
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It might also be a matter of respiration, too. What with all the gell on these bags, they're blocking their skin pores, and can only open their mouths like dogs trying to cool down on a hot day.
But, I figure that these are illegitimate sons of the Ur-douchebag, Gene Simmons....just think about all the shows, all the years, all the hotties he bleethed....thousands of present and future tonguebags. Here's GS in action: http://www.ithaca.edu/students/atorres1/genesimmons.jpg
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