Friday, July 21, 2006
Inverted Gaybag Formation
Any lasting doubts about whether gaybags can be douchebags should be adequately quashed by this mindblowingly painful pic.
The pink neck-scarf is sheer and utter mindbending twilight zone scrote.
This boozy dark haired chicka looks like the perfect "last call" target. The one you position yourself next to right around 1:30 for the moment she realizes her friends already left and she doesn't have a ride.
But how to accomplish that when facing the dual gaybag blockade? I have no answer for how to break through this wall of gaydouche.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 10:39 AM 
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My guess is she didn't want to get porked that night so she cuddled up to these two flamers. They gave her the ride home that the rest of us guys should have given her.
At least pink hanky boy there is wearing an appropriate shirt, he definately is a butt pirate.
Bagbalm
At least pink hanky boy there is wearing an appropriate shirt, he definately is a butt pirate.
Bagbalm
# posted by 
: 10:36 AM
: 10:36 AM
Why do you think girls love gay bars so much? They can get a ride home without having to adhere to the "ass, grass, or cash" rule. I'm guessing the only requirement is that they share shopping tips or talk about shoes or something.
I love the look of this dark, sexy chick. I'm still on the fence though about whether these "guys" can be douchebags - it's tough to say. To me, they are wearing the quintessential homo uniform. If these clothes were on a straight guy, this would be an easy call.
# posted by : 11:38 AM
: 11:38 AM
Are these guys gay? I thought they were just excited about the Pirates of the Caribbean opening. I know that's the same outfit I wore to the theater. Go Captain Jack!
Art of the Douche
Art of the Douche
# posted by : 4:22 PM
: 4:22 PM
In the immprtal words of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
"Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that? WHAT IS THAT?"
"Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that? WHAT IS THAT?"
# posted by : 6:56 PM
: 6:56 PM
There's alot to be learned from the gay 'bags. Have absolutely no interest in hotties and sure enough they'll flock to you. Of course it's less likely to work when you find yourself wiping the froth from your mouth.
Question: How to penetrate dual gaybag blockade?
Answer: Maybe I should not have used the word penetrate, but nonetheless may I suggest a baseball bat?
DOUCHEZILLA
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Answer: Maybe I should not have used the word penetrate, but nonetheless may I suggest a baseball bat?
DOUCHEZILLA
# posted by : 1:25 PM
: 1:25 PM << Home
