I agree he is absolutely worthy of douchebag status. But I disagree on the hat and jacket look - they look ridiculous on him. He is obviously trying too hard to invent his own style, which in the end looks like shit. I especially like the hair over one eye, very pirate-chic.
 

Hahaha this guy looks like Pedro from Napolean Dynomite!
 

That is one stoned scrotebag.

Bagbalm
 

Dear Jesus, thank you for hot chicks that wear strapless shirts. They are proof that You exist and want this DD to be happy. Amen.
 

Is it me or does this long duck dong look like the cartoon character from the Gorillaz?
 

Apparently I'm not the only guy who notices the huge sign around this douche's neck that says, "I sexually assault girls to hot for my own good as a hobby." This little chicka sees the sign for sure, as she is not only doing her best to keep away for this guy with that awkward lean, but she is using her right hand as cooch shield, making sure the leader of the Kobra Kai here can't gain any access to it. In her left hand she has her cell phone ready with 911 already dialed, just waiting for her to hit send.

But, honey, you know that if you were to call 1-800-boog-man instead, not only would I come and save you, but I would also take that right hand of yours off your goody region, and just sniff the hand for hours-and-hours.

-Boogie
 

Isn't this the same hottie that was with "Chubawumbag?"
Check out the eyebrows--I do believe she's a double douchebagger.
B
 

Isn't this the same hottie that was with "Chubawumbag?"
Check out the eyebrows--I do believe she's a double douchebagger.
B
 

If only my facial hair were sparse enough to rock the "I'm in middle school and have yet to shave" stache like this guy. It's worse than the one on the guy working in the Westwood CVS, and that says a lot.