Well, at least the bag is on the correct face...

Bagbalm
 

if i'm ever lucky enough to be featured on HCwD (i guess to some extent it shouldn't be taken as an honor, BUT it at least would prove that i was standing right next to a hottie - for just ONE SECOND!) i'd probably have something that covers my face as well.

but that doesn't mean i respect this alcoholic feces any more than any other douchebag on HCwD.

now that hottie, she needs as little cover-up as possible. ok i'm just repeating myself here.
 

You may not think I know a buttload of crap about douchebags and bleethed-out chicks...but I dooooooooooooo.
 

Since I do speak Spanish...

Amigos y amigas,

Este "douchebag" es una ofensa para la humanidad. El mismo Jack Black deberia hacer el "vuelo del aguila" y terminarle la existencia a este escroto enmascarado... Si algun luchador va a tener a una chica tan buena a su lado, mas vale que sea Nacho o su archienemigo Ramses, no este pegoste de grasa.

Estimadamente,

"L' Douchebago Venezolano"
 

It's too bad we didn't get to see the aftermath of this picture. You see, after this shot was taken, the hot Becky here ate her tortilla chip, which turns her into her alter-ego, Le Sexy Tostito. She immediately threw Los Douchebagos into the corner, and started nailing him with Ric Flair style chest slaps. After 10 slaps, she tossed him back towards the center of the room, hit him with her signature move, the Tostito Take Down, knocking him out on the floor. For good measure though, Le Sexy Tostito finished him off with a spectacular Moon Sault off the TV, then pinning him for the win.

-Boogie