Saturday, July 29, 2006
The Matadork
Olay!
Well it's Saturday and since there's no hotties on the horizon for DB1 this weekend, instead I'll pass my time mocking a Eurobag.
Greasy EuroDouche definitely occupy their own special circle in Dante's Douchebag Inferno, somewhere between Popped Collar Izod FratBags and greased up Jesus Blinged WiggerBags.
This hottie has that Euro-sexiness where from certain angles she looks like a horse yet she still makes you want to douse yourself in melted Toblerone and gargle ricola just to touch the hem of her clogs. Not to mention the outstanding cleavite. Venice film festival winning standing ovation cleavite. I'd Spanish that Inquisition.
Hey, whaddaya want, Shecky Greene? It's Saturday.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 9:45 AM 
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most Eurodouches featured on HCwD aren't as greasy as this one. guess you can say grease is a (North) American thing? either way douche is douche, grease or not. so meh.
hottie here looks a bit masculine, yeah. but if that means she's that much more energetic in bed, then - well, why am i even thinking about that... time to drown myself in Night Train or something...
hottie here looks a bit masculine, yeah. but if that means she's that much more energetic in bed, then - well, why am i even thinking about that... time to drown myself in Night Train or something...
I didn't even see EuroDouche until I had been looking at the photo for about 3 minutes. She's a stunning little minx. Melted Toblerone indeed, DB1.
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