Ha Ha, you typed "Johnson" which is what this old geezer appears to be. I'll bet 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed would agree too.
Johnson, Lord of Gray-scrote.

Bagbalm
 

Is that Bernie the dead guy from "Weekend at Bernie's (II)"? Damn, he's doing way better for himself now!
I bet you he would've never scored such a hottie being carried around by those two necrophiliac bastards!

"L' Douchebago Venezolano"
 

[insert fruity fruit-related jokes about rotten fruits and fruity t-shirts here]
 

I don't find this guy to be a douche. While most 'bags trademark is a smirk, a self-confident grin that announces all women find them irresistible, or just some fatuously over-the-top facial contortion, this guy looks as stunned as us that this cutie is digging his carefree beret/Jimmy Buffett shirt combo. While I am uncertain it fits a strict interpretation of HCwD, I am still intrigued that this phenomena (hot chick/weird homeless dude) can happen in the wild. I also have this irresistible urge to introduce Mr. Johnson to Gramps. While Mr. Johnson is apparently doing quite well with his raw talent, I feel he may have untapped potential that could blossom under Gramps' tutelage.

Art of the Douche
 

actually, thats my sister and uncle. As u can tell from the photo, he's had a stroke. he's not fuckin with her now, but, yes when she was young he molested the hell out of her.