Monday, July 24, 2006
The Mutant PoloBag
A reader snapped this pic recently as an example of all that is unholy and rank on campus these days. There's a mutant strain of 'bag out there. The apparent merging of the Polo 'bag virus with the tonguebag to form a mutant douchitude previously unseen. Like a douchebag version of the Bird Flu, hotties everywhere are as panicked as this young chicka that this mutant 'bag virus could spread across campuses nationwide like the Flannel Grunge plague of 1992.
A sweaty polo wearing tonguebag polluting an innocent fawn with his 'bagginess. It's almost enough to make a grown man weep. Or drink. And what's with all the lime-green clothing showing up these days? Is scrote-green the new douchebag-pink?
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 9:57 AM 
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It's amazing the audacity! "The Mutant PoloBag" is calling his shot. It is hit hard, it is going deep, does it have enough on it, yes, yes it is a douchebag and The Douches win the game….. The Douches win the game.
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# posted by 
: 1:10 PM
: 1:10 PM
"hey look! other people are calling me a douchebag so i just stick my tongue out at em cuz i don't fuckin care!"
maybe we should do something else to [i]make[/i] him care.
or we can just stare at the hottie. damn.
maybe we should do something else to [i]make[/i] him care.
or we can just stare at the hottie. damn.
Lord Douche Master, strike me dead where I stand if I'm incorrect for this, but I feel like I may need to come to the defense of this so-called tongue 'bag. I'm just not entirely convinced that this guy is in fact a douche. Yes, he's got a green polo shirt on, but he didn't pop the collar, and it's covering a healthy beer belly that even I am envious of. We all make fashion mistakes every now and then (like the time I wore my mom's silk blouse to school in 8th grade), so I think we can cut this guy some slack.
But Boogie, he's rocking 'Bag Hand Gesture #91, you say. But I say he's just proudly pointing out the beer bong that he just dominated by sucking down a record 80oz of Ole' English in less than two minutes, before puking in the kitchen sink. He's proud of that, as are his parents.
The tongue though, there is no arguing that this guy is sporting a tongue out his pie hole. True, but the guy just deposited half his body mass into the kitchen sink. Dude's just dehydrated.
No, this guy is not a douche. In fact, rather than be making fun of him, we should be celebrating him and his heroism; as he is obviously trying to save this hottie from sliding into the world of Bleeth. She already has the baseball cap on, and was mere moments away from turning it 10 degrees to the side when our poor shirt choosing, malt liquor drinking, hero came to the rescue.
Bravo good sir, bravo.
Of course my PBR over store brand corn flakes breakfast could be effecting my judgment this AM, and this guy really is a total and complete douche.
-Boogie
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But Boogie, he's rocking 'Bag Hand Gesture #91, you say. But I say he's just proudly pointing out the beer bong that he just dominated by sucking down a record 80oz of Ole' English in less than two minutes, before puking in the kitchen sink. He's proud of that, as are his parents.
The tongue though, there is no arguing that this guy is sporting a tongue out his pie hole. True, but the guy just deposited half his body mass into the kitchen sink. Dude's just dehydrated.
No, this guy is not a douche. In fact, rather than be making fun of him, we should be celebrating him and his heroism; as he is obviously trying to save this hottie from sliding into the world of Bleeth. She already has the baseball cap on, and was mere moments away from turning it 10 degrees to the side when our poor shirt choosing, malt liquor drinking, hero came to the rescue.
Bravo good sir, bravo.
Of course my PBR over store brand corn flakes breakfast could be effecting my judgment this AM, and this guy really is a total and complete douche.
-Boogie
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