Hmm....I dunno, DB1....

My gaydar has been set off by this 'bag. Doesn't mean he's not eligible, I guess. "GayBag" could be it's own designation, why not? lol


-Iowa BagSlayer
 

Ya think, I.B? I definitely think they're a couple, look how she's leaning on him. "GayBag" is certainly a legit designation, tho.
 

Hmm, a very real possibilty, but...I guess it's just that Howdy Doody face of his and that "Super, thanks for asking!" expression that makes me think so. Ran the picture by a gay friend here at work and he's pretty sure about it.

He called her a "'Bag Hag", another new term! lol

-Iowa BagSlayer
 

I did notice she seems to be making as little actual contact with this guy as possible. He vaguely looks like Matt Damon which doesn't help his case.

BagFree Antarctica
 

That Conan O'Brien looking dude is way straight. And by "straight", of course, I mean "extremely gay". Being on a phone and grinning like a lobotomy patient is not on most straight guys' top ten list of things to do when a naked chick is leaning on them. Even if she is a little thick and not really that hot.

Art of the Douche
 

There are so many things wrong with this picture (insert your own "I should be with hottie" joke here). The camera must be so the douche can have proof he was with a woman for more than just a picture. She looks like she is thinking, "What did I just do," and he is on the phone calling his friends to tell them that he actually slept with a woman. Finally, as I am just tired of typing, he has a watch on. Who keeps their watch on during sex? A Douchebag.
 

so what's the world's verdict on skinny dipping? do they exist or not? more importantly, WHERE AND HOW DO I HOOK UP WITH FLIRTY HOTTIES THAT'LL SKINNY DIP WITH ME?!

it's times like these that i feel i'm all alone in this world. well, at least there's always the comments sections in HCwD!
 

I should've looked closer the first time, check it out. They've obviously been playing strip poker and well,...looks like everybody lost! (even the guy taking the picture) She's that close to him cos she's confident that he's completely "harmless".

-Iowa Bagslayer
 

"Gaybag" or not this scrote is more of a geek than a douche.
If y'all think about the douchiest bags we've uncovered here, they all have one thing in common:
That uncontrollable arrogance that makes us want to put our fists through the screen. That being said, If this scrote was a real douche he'd be balls out instead of hiding behind that pillow.
...and for that, we should thank him. I don't think any of us would recover from that.
Oh yeah...and I'd still do Miss Piggy.

DB OUT!
 

She's thick, but I'd get behind it. I like a little thickness, even if she's not cute in the face.

That being said, I think his orientation is irrelevant; his status as a bag is what is pertinent here. He manscapes, a cornerstone of douchebaggery.We have normal hairy-legged man-ness, yet 11-year old boy upper body.

Thicky doesn't seem to care; a naked man is near her, and while not actually paying attention to her, he's not outwardly repulsed by her naked presence. So she's got that going for her.

Still probably one of the least hot chicks on here though.
 

That is the ugliest fucking couch I have ever had the displeasure of setting my eyes upon.

DOUCHEZILLA
 

As for the youg lady...

Short and thick will do the trick!