In my drunken stupor last night I realized that for some of you new readers, the terms we use on this site like "Bleeth" or "Cleavite" may not be fully clear. Since I've been too lazy to write up my long delayed Glossary of DoucheBagus Termus, let me know if I'm getting too obscure as we journey through the land of the bizarre attraction between hottie and utter scrote.

Also I added some new software so let me know if the site's lagging or if anyone's getting firewalled at work. My email, as always, is Douchebag1@hotchickswithdouchebags.com.
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