Look at this guy's face!
Imagin what it will look like when he finds out his chica is banging his parole officer.
Yikes!

DB OUT!
 

How come this side of beef ain't in Iraq or something? I don't know if he is exactly a 'bag, but he is a pretty big mofo.

Bagbalm
 

I think this guy is at a bar... and note the frappacino in his hand... how can you make a tough face while sipping a frosty, chocolaty beverage?
 

He may look big and tough now, but just wait until he goes and takes a drink out of that straw he has in his glass. The duke, John Wayne, himself can't help but look a tad wimpy drinking out of a straw, so you know this bag will come off looking like Richard Simmons when he takes a drink. And while he's busy sucking on a sippy straw, among other things, that is when I'll swoop in and save this hottie in distress from this WWE reject.

-Boogie
 

Old Number 7 Angry! Want frappuchino! Want tiny girl massage man-boobs! Want play defensive tackle for Raiders!
 

Holy Meat Head Batman! First, this ox looks like he can barely speak in complete sentences and looks like he straight out of an ass raping in jail. Second, anyone ever see Latimer from The Program....?

What a mutant douche!!
 

His face says “Oink Onik!”
and his steroid induced man breasts say “I will crush You, after I rape your asshole.”

Sincerely
DOUCHEZILLA
 

Holy Fuckin' Shit! DB1 - I think you've discovered the missing link that all those Intelligent Design folks have been missing! Look at this piece of muscle-dung. Hell he looks like he just climbed out of the coconut tree and has claimed his Faye Wray. To bad nobody has told him he looks like Neanderthal Douche!
 

His picture just ate my soul.
 

"Mommy? Daddy? I found him out in the woods and he needs a home. I promise to take care of him, he doesn't eat much ... Jack Daniels .. and maybe some live chickens. And he's housebroken... I think. Please can I keep him?? Please?? Oh look, he likes you!!!! Aww!!!"

kitty
 

Holy shit, this guy's face looks like a catcher's mitt. A catcher's mitt with a manicured, gay beard.


23-Skidouche
 

poor chica must be one of those types that like to be, er, [CONTENTS CENSORED DUE TO INAPPROPRIATELY EXTREME GRAPHICAL NATURE].

well, i hope you get the idea.
 

Oh, this one's a no-brainer.

Literally.

New classification: "Cro-'Bagnon".

I knew it...I knew Andre The Giant slept around.

-Iowa Bagslayer
 

When he was born the doctor must have thrown the baby out and kept the afterbirth.
 

This guy should be tops in the hall of baggery fucking meathead bastard prolly scared her into posing w/ IT

OINK OINK
 

That is what i like to call a hammer!
 

Erik typing here.

"Dude, I'm gonna take your picture, push your chest out farther. No, farther! Look man, if you don't look like Schwartenegger at his prime it means that you are nothing on this planet- push your chest out further!!!!"

I do not dis-like this 'guy' (not a man) because he is ugly - (heck I am ugly, not really my fault!)
But what is with the "I'm a friggin' tough guy!" Grunt look????????????!!!!!!!!!!?????

How tiny is that penis that you have to advertise, "I'm 'cool' everybody- see, I drink the most popular whiskey just like da guys on T.V!- I'll even advertise for dem!" (cos it cover up your receading hairline)

Aughghghh.... too easy.
Putting up the big tough guy front- check
Jewlery- check
Greasy / Oily skin- check
What the frigg w/the facial hair!?- check!
Alchohol in hand- check
Growing up GOTTI/troll doll hair-do- CHECK.

This monkey looks like Steven St. Croix (small penised monkey guy in porn that doesn't work anymore as he can't 'perform' (E.D.)

The forehead is not supposed to be part of the nose! It is sad that 'these types' of dim girls do not pay attention to the ladder of EVOLUTION. (so much for "natural selection")
 

I think the hottie has a hot one in her right hand. He just took a manly poo.
 

I don't think it is a "Tough Guy" look. To me it looks like he is thinking. "What is metal thing you point at me that flash light. Duh!"
 

i wish this guy had the mental capacity to use a computer, then he could see his doucheness in all its roid-ragin' glory
 

I bet she's all of 5'11, which means he only looks huge next to that cute doll who should be running the other way.
 

Dear God! It's a "Bag" foot siting!
 

You've got to give him credit for the detail work on his facial manscaping. It must have been hard to keep his hand steady enough through the 'roid rage tremors to cut such a fine line on his N'sync beard.
 

Um this guy is the nicest guy ever. You scumbags obvously have nothing better to do than to talk shit.
 

Hey, i like just had to say that this is like you know when like it is kinda like when you umm where was i at with this then i was going to say but i cant remember
 

Man Bear Pig, I'm so serial!!
 

Two words: HULK SMASH!
 

Looks like number 3 on the evolution chart!!
 

Dude is that your face or did your neck throw up, I quote Arnold you are one UGLY MOTHER F****R...WOW glad you are not sporting the mono brow.. last but not least the love of a sister is wonderful who else would be seen with MR.Motto.
 

All townfolk unite! We must gather our pitch forks and grain shovels, then drive Dr Frankenstien's creature to the windmill's top.
 

Didn't this guy betray the 300 spartan's at Thermopylae? I think this is the mutant that joined with Xerxes, because he was too malformed. His parents didn't throw him over the cliff with the other malformed babies.
 

Ah, she shaved and dressed her gorilla.
 

he puts the "homo" in homo erectus
 

MONGO LIKE MEAT!!
 

I see Kubiak from "Parker Lewis Can't Lose" is alive and well.
 

Now, what exactly was he thinking when he threw on a tank-top with a white collar, and then dressed up the outfit with a nice button down dress shirt?
 

Daggot
 

Awww, isn't that cute, he's wearing his I.Q. on his head for everyone to see!!
 

I got chunks of guys like him in my stool...
 

His muscles say "bad ass", but his eyes say, "mommy helps me wipe my ass"
 

You never know.This face may be like your face.One that God allowed you to have when you were born.He or you could have been born with no eyes,ears,mouth,or have a cleft palet in your mouth,no nose,etc.So be thankful the way you look,oh! Remember one thing,You may be handsome or if you are a lady you could be beautiful and sexy or it could all be changed in one second in a car accident and have 80 percent burns all over your face and look like you are 90 years old,or your face crushed by a accident or worse.Be thankful how you look in any given day.Be thankful you are alive and Jesus Christ died for you on the cross for your and my sins,and rose the third day alive and sets on The Right Hand of Our Father Who is in Heaven.Jesus chose to give you eternal life with him if only you admit you are a sinner,trust in Jesus Christ that He Is Your Lord And Saviour,and that Jesus died for all mankind so we all wouldn't have to go to hell,but have eternal life with Jesus Christ after your earthly death on this earth.Yes there is life after this death on this earth.Do you want to spend it in Heaven with Jesus or eternally separated from Jesus Christ in a living hell fire not ever burning up,but in torment burning in fire for eternaty screaming,totaly dark,never having peace agaign.God loves you and wants each one of you with him.Give your life to Jesus Christ Our Lord And Saviour,not to a satan of death,deceit,lying to you,and wanting you in hell with him(satan).God Bless All Of You!!!
 

.....BORING
 

Check this guy out here:

http://www.myspace.com/brockcupo
 

I bet thats his sister, and she's to afraid to put a stop to the incest.
 

abig pushed out chest and little arms,what a douche bag
 

a bouncer...nooooo way, would have never guessed.... if this guy is so tough why not join the military...fuck even the navy...
 

$250,000 a year, get the fuck out of here....im tired of these fronters acting like they have cash.....bouncers dont even need a ged....come on now
 

If Benecio Del Toro banged a down syndrome ape -- there you go.
 

This guy looks like he came straight out of prison. What a fucking douche!
 

I always wondered what Donkey Kong would look like in human form...now, I can sleep at night.
 

This ass raping parolee wears a Jack Daniels head band yet actually drinks a drink witha straw?!?!?!? I think he blurred the lines in the joint between what was acceptable homo sex in the joint and what is acceptable in the outside world. (Hint: he's now started thinking it's justifiable when talking about sexual conquests to brag about the gay sex he now has OUT of the joint)
 

you guys got it all wrong... he's gentle as a kitten.. i saw him drinking a bikini-tini at Mr. Dennehy's "backside" in the west village
 

Talk about a face that reminds me of two butts kissing!!!! Mancheeks here has the look of someone that just "sharted" and can't find the exit fast enough. Only a complete Wanker would wear a see-thru shirt with a tank underneath and matching mandana. Go bob-for-sausage some more you Hippopotadouche!
 

"Do they pay you to fuck that bear?"
-Hunter S. Thompson
 

His body may look HULK like...but his face scream I need to take a shit..
 

okay, ive never seen a semi-pro wrestler doing the "blue steel" before...oh no wait, they all do it huh?
 

Steroids are a wonderful drug huh?
 

Why do I get the feeling that if you stuck him with a pin, douche juices would ooze out, leaving him to his actually size of 78 lbs soaking wet.

Overcompensation anyone?
 

A JD's Headband and a Starbucks, I could look cooler with my nutsack tucked back holding a dead baby while riding Liz Taylor like a horse!
 

Looks like a camel watershit on a burning tire, and slapped him in the face with it.
 

holy shit Haters
 

You Jane, me Scrotezan.
 

Thanks to another anonymous poster we know this meatdongle's Myspace addy. If you read our hero's blurb you will see one of his principles detailed in the glorious texttard style: "if ur a doushbag ill let u no strate up". I think that statement goes 360 degrees, leaving it completely nonironic. One could even make a mobius strip of irony out of his words.
 

My man looks like he's taking a 6 alarm, 24 karat no joke 5am Denny's Grand Slam shit right there in the bar. Its meat whistles of this caliber who are the most fun to fuck with as they rarely grasp even the most basic off handed insult, and they usually have an alcohol tolerance somewhere between that of Gary Coleman and someones 9 year old neice. That much misguided angst and rage rarely backs itself up when challenged, it just collapses on itself in a bitter puddle of roid pimple squeezins, ultra hold gel and tears.
 

He's a steroided out loser and I would say that to his ugly fuck face. He's probably a rejected stripper, which also means that not only is he a douche, he is a faggot douche.
 

Douchebag SMASH!!!!!!
 

Holy cow, talk about knuckledrager. This Jersey douche has enough grease on his right cheek to fry a dozen elephant ears and a couple of corn dogs to boot.
 

Hi Long time fan, first time commenter, perhaps the biggest douche I've ever seen. End of story. Game set match.
 

Actually the headband is to cover the fact he has NO FOREHEAD! The premature balding will come from the steroids by his late 20's if not genetics.
 

All aboard the beef bus!
 

aside from crobagnon, this is probably the most funniest string of comments of all time.
 

isn't that the db, that fought van damme ( a giant Db) in lionheart???????????
 

Ugh, fucking Troglodouche. As a chick, I'd rather slit my throat with a plastic butter knife than have the misfortune of coming across this master of douchebaggery at the...gay bar?

-Dylan
 

LMFAO! I know that guy. Hahahahahaha... Made my fregin' day!
 

Can't believe it.

I saw this guy 4 yrs ago while I was on holiday. He ate at the same restaurant I was at.

It was damn hard to not laugh in his face, it didn't help that I was very drunk at the time.

And yes he had the hot chick as well. Don't know if it was the same one.

Cheers.
 

His face looks like a smashed crab.
 

Douche Lee must've kicked his ass because his face is more swollen than Pumpy's (bless his soul) chest.
 

she has a ring on her left ring finger.......
 

first off he's got a sippy straw in a bitch drink. then to make matters worse hes completely ruining Jack Daniels. Ya no come to think of it we should do this man a favor and just kill him off... any takers?
 

shrek+hulk=^^^
 

Encino Douche
 

To quote Boromir:

*sigh*.."They have a cave-troll.."
 

order your tickets now for Douche Springsteen
 

This 'bag is proof that god does love us and does, indeed, have a sense of humor. We should all bask in the absurdity of this douchey gift.

Then we can all revel in the afterglow of a hearty, uplifting belly laugh knowing that this supreme douche's penis will (if it hasn't already) shrivel to the size of an infant's pinky, his testicles (if he ever had any) to the size of raisins, his hair will fall out, and the 'roid acne will become so prolific that one will merely need to stick a pin in him once and the douche will be reduced to a puddle of pus and blood on the floor, onto which we may then spit, vomit, urinate, and defecate.
 

Mongo only pawn in game of life, and skull to thick headband streched to limit. Tank top tightest Mongo could find, unfrozen last year, Mongo dance, ugh!
 

In the sequel, a madeover Deb hobnobs with the hip kidz, while Napoleon and Pedro attempt to rescue her from from a misguided relationship with Tank. Antics ensue.
 

is that a WEDDING RING on her finger??? yeah i dated a 310 lb lineman and i'm 5'2'' but i would never have married him - too afraid my daughters would be huge!!!
 

hahha I was listening to z100 and they were talking about this website and a caller mention we that she was onhere with her bf. I had to check it out and find her and her cromagnon lover...hahhhaa he does look like Encino Man.hmm so this is thedefinition of a douchebag...very uhhh entertaining.
 

Only morons listen to the Z-Morning Zoo and browse websites like this.
 

You people are Anti-Social!!!
This site Is a sad indication of how callous and disrespectful people are to one another. This site is totally juvenile and moronic, and is an indicator of the garbage "Clear Channel" radio airs on their shows to get ratings.
 

That guy may be an ugly Douche, but I bedt he's getting more pussy than any of you fat ugly losers who are dissing him!!!
 

ooooo... ive been inside her
 

This is what steroids do to a mans face....
 

the best part is that he's drinking a starbucks frappachino....what a douche!
 

That's probably the same look he gets on his face when his boyfriend is pounding him in the ass.
 

"RRRARWWW...FIRE BAD, WOMAN GOOD."

Frankenputz looks like he's passing a twisted sardine can out the ol' douchehole

Love it.

---Dark Lord Douche
 

U cant be any more of a tosser that this......Douch!
 

wow, and all this time I thought ManBearPig was a joke made up by Matt and Tre. nope. he's real.

and I love how the HGH has made his brow become so huge and heavy that it is now collapsing under its own weight onto his nose, almost sealing his eyes shut.

I mean seriously, how high could his IQ possible be??? could you see this hamfisted meatball trying to wrap his head around a game of chess? CHESS NO MAKE SENSE! CHESS NO HAVE BOOBIES! MUST SMASH MUST SMASH!

apparently intelligence doesn't count for much in his girl's world.
 

I would love to fight this guy. He's a little big bigger than me, But I drink Milk, not Frapz. Contact me anytime @ pureworldevil@yahoo.com if your in the tri-state area and want to fight...photos MUST go up on this site of the aftermath.
 

I call this one douche bag on massive steroids! ladies be ware he must have a teeny weeny !
 

I think this guy is just upset his butt buddy isn't calling him anymore
 

Holy crap, he looks like one of the Boss's from Double Dragon. Only way to beat him is the back-elbow...
 

He'll knock you out, then he'll suck your cock.
 

He looks like a serial rapist or the The Tattletale Strangler from spongebob...
 

How could any of you think for a second that this guy isn't a complete and utter douche bag!?!? The only explanation could be that you see yourselves in "old No. 7" Everyone should start sending in personal pics so we can weed out the posing douche bag mockers from the actual douche bags. This guy is the epitomy of douchieness.
 

i went to high school with this guy-he is fucking huge but hes a good guy
 

How many douche punches to the face has this douche taken to have an ugly douche mug like that.
 

And when did any of you LOSERS get your picture put up on a website???
Oh yeah, about 90% of you nerds need to leave the house for that to happen.....
Get a fucking life instead of cracking on people that have one.
THIS WEBSITE SUCKS HUGE COCK!!!!
 

I grew up with this guy and went to highschool with him...Yes he is a huge roided out-crobagnon man--but ironically he is a gentle giant...In H.S. we were wrecked and this bag picked up one of those old school gum ball machine and threw it in his car...Fuckin giant got caught driving around with it and had to bring it back...I think he ate all the gumballs including the change!
 

he looks like bowser
 

lol, guy's like this are actually the biggest pussies out there. Whenever we get clowns like this who come into our boxing gym, they run away w/ their tails between their legs after our skinny 14 yr old kid beats the shit outta of them. Talk to anyone who trains in any sort of combat sport and they'll tell ya story after story of meathead douches like this who get pwned by a kid or something.
 

I tried to look at his profile but the techno music brain washed me and I went in the kitchen poured myself and Jager bomb. Then I came back in called my girlfriend a skank and put on a wifebeater two sizes too small. She then punched me in my mouth and I came to and realized this guy is the biggest douche on here.
 

His face has the kind of look that is associated with the thought

WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT BRIGHT LIGHT WHILE I SIP MY FROSTY DRINK AND PRETEND I DESERVE THIS GIRL?!

i pray one day his head disappears up his own stretched asshole.
 

I am fairly certain, by his expression, that this is the first camera MonkeyBoy has ever seen after he escaped the wilderness, where he was orphaned and raised by wolverines.
Douchebag Wolverines
-bigfurhat
 

mkay dude. chill out. he's totally puffing out his chest! how much ya wanna bet he walks around with his chest puffed out like a chick tryin to make her flatness a bit more busty??
 

You know this 'man' has attained legendary status right?

This is none other than Andre the Wolverine Guido!!

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=andre%20the%20wolverine%20guido&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

Sodapopinski for President!
 

He looks like he sat on his steroid needle- what a tool box- he would probably cry if he got punched, and say its cause he gets all "emotional". I'd like to prison rape him, again.
 

OK kids listen very carefully. DO NOT smoke crack.
 

If that guys IQ is over 80 I'll eat my own shit for a week!
 

this is a video tape recorded 900 000 years ago by an alien using his remote controlled camera it shows his attempts to educate a caveman it has been code named the ..........doucheshesheyus and odd tapes

tape number 42
O->
(douchebags)
 

OMG....this is so funny.

this guy is on the site okcupid.com and he's the biggest douche and everyone hates him.

his username is BroMagnon


I was joking that he looks like one of the guys on this website..

didn't know he was already on it.
 

Huh, Ron Perlman had to wear prosthetics to look like Hellboy.
 

Constipated douche.
 

This man-douche is no giant! I know that chick...she's 5'2" short so he must at least be tall enough to ride the Mad Hatter cups at Disneyland
 

I know this guy he is seriously a sweetheart. He worked out at my old gym and what can I say? If your from Jersey everyone considers you a douchbag. He's gotta do what he's gotta do to fit it. As much of a douchbag he might look like he has a good heart and isn't lookin for an easy FUCK.
 

So Lee Marvin knocked up a polar bear while filming "Death Hunt". Bitches be scarce on the tundra.