Tuesday, July 18, 2006

 

Pink Angel


He's not overwhelmingly scrotey, although the 10 degree 'bag hat tilt and chinny grin don't help his case. But she is fantastic. I loves me the dark hair on one side. It's so early 80s Til Tuesday "Voices Carry."

And that sweet smile of hers could kill puppies! (Wait, killing puppies is bad. I need another example.) That sweet smile of hers could make DB1 want to rub up and down on his sofa-chair arm! (Well, it ain't Faulkner. But whaddaya want for a drunk unemployed 'bag sitting on his rug?)

Note the mysterious hand pulling her away from the semi-'bag. He knows what's up.

Comments:
This hottie is an absolute doll.
The bag reminds me of "Fire Marshal Bill"
 
Omg, anyone notice the resemblance between her and the girl with Mullet 'Bag? Same hair, boobs, nose, lips, chin, eyes, the only difference is the pic being lighter in general.

First post btw, do I get free booze?
 
New Kids On The Block Bag
 
don't know why no one has mentioned the popped collar, a staple of aspiring DBs everywhere. That, and his sweatshirt is sporting "the-letters-and-numbers-on-this-make-no-sense-thus-making-me-hip" bullshit.

This may bother only me. Due to the fact that I wish I was still in college.

Back to the red plastic cup...
 
Db1, you are not giving this guy enough credit. This guy is a tremendous scrote. If he were wearing anything else, perhaps he would be viewed as a normal guy. But he is wearing the tilted cap (which bugs the crap out of me) and a faux-cool sweatshirt with the collar action (which doesn't just bug drunkdouchebag). He is thus begging us to judge his bag factor, and it is higher than needed to have him qualify as a douche. Bag is as bag does.

And I do think this is Mullet Bag's chick. As if he didn't have enough to be bummed about.

Art of the Douche
 
without further comment, i will now singe this man to a crisp with the power of my burning jealousy, even if he isn't as douchey as some of the more extreme specimen in HCwD.

*lays fingers to temples*

nnnnngggggghhhh... grrrrrr... oooohhhmmm...

bah. forget it.
 
Douchey Osmond here is so fucking annoying that i want to rip the plug from his ears, and cancel his talk show. guess who needs a baggy asslover like you, Danny Bagmond?

That's Right,
Bob Faggot.
 
I hate to point this out but don't stare too long into her eyes...

She's got that glint I've seen before...Just before I said,

"Yeeesss Mistress...I'm here for your every need..."

Then I came home and all my shat was gone.
 
LOL, that's mixin marc...one of chicago's top djs...and producer on robbie rivera's juicy music label.
 
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