While we tend not to stray into celebrity waters that often here at HCwD, we should reserve a wing in our Hall of Fame for one-time comedian Joe Piscopo, seen here with his pregnant (and hottie) wife Kimberly.

The Piscopo didn't elevate to 'bag status until his once promising career began to tail off in the mid 80s and he decided to 'roid up. Perhaps summoning his Jersey guido roots, The Piscopo quickly skeezed out in record fashion, setting a template for c-list actors for years to come.

He's not pure-douche, but he does offer a warning that the Jersey virus is out there, waiting to turn any one of us into a total skeeze if we're not careful. Signs of the Piscopo include over-pumped muscles, Italian fro-hair, and a glazed look that says, "I used to work with Eddie Murphy and now I'm at the gym with the Lee Hotti boys." Ouch. That's gotta hurt.