My being aches. Questions flood. 1) Why? 2) How? 3) Would it be wrong for me to kill a random stranger based simply on the rage/depression a picture like this triggers?

This guy looks like ... oh screw it. Words are truly unecessary.

Art of the Douche.
 

Notice how he's wearing a polo underneath the bag-classic lime green polo (which is beneath the shoulders-only sweater), and then a lime green undershirt under that? Sadly, the underpolo's collar is popped as well. I hope this is some sort of a costume party, because I just can't let myself believe someone could think this was a good idea.

Of course, he did get the hottie...maybe I could outdo him with three popped polos.
 

That douchebag got beaten repeatedly with an ugly stick. Sure hope that's his sister.

Bagbalm
 

That has to be a joke. That looks like a guy that should have on a dog collar, a Deicide shirt and baggy black pants. That has to be a costume party. If it isn't, that guy is the douchiest.
 

I too concur with the thought that this must be some sort of a costume party.
Otherwise, if not, the end of days is here.
May God save our douchebag criticizing souls.

Sincerely,
DOUCHEZILLA

P.S. What if God is a Jesus bling wearing, greasy forehead looking, up turned collar wearing bag? What if?
 

1986 called, and the want this guy back ASAP. No worries here guys, that is definitely a picture that qualifies for the equally long titled, but less funny, website www.hotchickswiththeirdouchebagbrothers.com. In my heart of hearts there is no way that these two are anything but siblings. Even in an unperfect world such as ours, these two would not be friends, lovers, or even enemies.

I must admit a little less atomicity towards this douche though, as does appear he is holding a might fine can of Natty Light in his left hand. And that is not something so scoff at. As a fellow Natty Light lover myself, I now have something in common with this sphincter licker, and can use that to bond with him, while I secretly make plans to jump his sister when she’s getting out of the shower.

-Boogie
 

This guy was my pledge brother in Beta Theta Pi at Purdue.
 

God no.
 

I think this is real. notice that bag has a small black eye. Some one beat this bag. Thank God