Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Purple Lips
I'm having a hard time telling if this guy qualifies as a douchebag or not. I'm just not sure. I'll have to examine reallllllllyyyy closely all the subtle signs to parse whether or no-.... AAARUGH!!
Excuse me. Wrong pic.
(shivering with nausea)
Uhm. Yeah. Pretty much speaks for itself. Apologies to those with weak stomachs. If your revulsion spew ruined your monitor, please send me an email and I'll, well, do nothing really. But I do apologize for any ill effects this pic causes.
Megods. I'd get around to commenting on the chick but I think my scrote just crawled up my anus to hide. Looking at these greasy abs makes me wonder if I'll have to do penance in the after-life for unleashing this shaved turd on the masses. Apologies, my fellow HCwD readers. This one's like a hot poker shoved up our collective rectum. And what's with the dude in the back. Is it really possible to casually drink a beer (? or play the flute?) with this beacon of puke glowing three feet in front of you?
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 5:24 PM 
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I told you I didn't know where to start with this one, but you put it perfectly.
This guy makes me want to vomit, and then slip and fall in it, (shitting myself upon impact), and then stand-up and vomit again.
"DB of the Week" worthy, I have to say.
AF
This guy makes me want to vomit, and then slip and fall in it, (shitting myself upon impact), and then stand-up and vomit again.
"DB of the Week" worthy, I have to say.
AF
# posted by 
: 6:14 PM
: 6:14 PM
i'm still waiting for someone to tell this bag that no part of his body isn't worth showing off.
waiting, waiting, waiting...
alright alright it never happens. yeesh.
waiting, waiting, waiting...
alright alright it never happens. yeesh.
Dear DB1
I request you, my good sir to take this picture down immediately.
The so called female is bleethed beyond salvation and as for “Hot Lips” he makes my stomach churn, my soul cry and my fist clinch. The matching lipstick, the Robo Cop sunglasses and to top it off Jesus bling. I mean, God I hope both these creatures get skin cancer, lose their hair and die miserable, horrible deaths. Just like my aunt Judith. I will be praying tonight for their deaths and I urge all others to do the same.
DOUCHEZILLA
I request you, my good sir to take this picture down immediately.
The so called female is bleethed beyond salvation and as for “Hot Lips” he makes my stomach churn, my soul cry and my fist clinch. The matching lipstick, the Robo Cop sunglasses and to top it off Jesus bling. I mean, God I hope both these creatures get skin cancer, lose their hair and die miserable, horrible deaths. Just like my aunt Judith. I will be praying tonight for their deaths and I urge all others to do the same.
DOUCHEZILLA
# posted by : 11:28 PM
: 11:28 PM
holy shit i mistyped again.
*ahem*
i'm still waiting for someone to tell this bag that NO PART OF HIS BODY IS WORTH SHOWING OFF.
sorry 'bout that.
*ahem*
i'm still waiting for someone to tell this bag that NO PART OF HIS BODY IS WORTH SHOWING OFF.
sorry 'bout that.
I am speechless...well almost. If I were at a party and this guy walked in with a flowbee haircut, purple lips, and no shirt, I would immediately kick him in the nutz, pick him up by his hair (that is if my hand didnt repeatedly slip off from all the gel), and throw him out. Oh and his girl is doo doo
Man, just when I thought the quality of 'bag pictures had reached a plateau, when I thought we could never find better than Glinty or the Grail, this picture shows up. Congrats to whoever found this guy, and I REALLY hope you don't know him. If there are guys douchier than this, I'm not really sure I could stand to see them.
Is there a need to even vote for DB of the week at this point?
Is there a need to even vote for DB of the week at this point?
This nut sack is far and away the frontrunner for DBoTW.
AND he's a man-ram.
As for the "Guidette", I don't have a problem with her skirt being unbuttoned AND unzipped, I really don't.
Bleathed or not!
DB OUT!
AND he's a man-ram.
As for the "Guidette", I don't have a problem with her skirt being unbuttoned AND unzipped, I really don't.
Bleathed or not!
DB OUT!
I must admit that I am relatively new to this fine site. However, I have been lurking for quite some time and I think I have a firm grasp on what it takes to be a doucebag. One thing that I've noticed is that the alleged douchebag often has a body part firmly pressed against the bosom (or other naughty bits) of the hottie. In this case, PL’s giant man teat is invading the boundaries of this “hottie’s” right baby feeder. You know, I’m actually not a fan of this girl. No, it’s not just the fact that she probably smells like coconuts and semen. Rather, you just know that she’s been stabbed by the lacrosse team, the cast of Not Quite Human 1 & 2, and the band Good Charlotte… I hate that band.
<3,
Frodo Douchebaggins. (Has anyone taken that yet?)
<3,
Frodo Douchebaggins. (Has anyone taken that yet?)
# posted by : 7:52 AM
: 7:52 AM
This guy needs to be banned from all future HCwDB contests. It's just not fair to the competition...
This guy deserves all of the credit he has coming to him. As many of the visitors to this site probably already know, this fine speciman is a mainstay on leehotti.com and clubitup.com (look to the Jersey clubs, particularly Joey's). I would recommend these sites as towering examples of doucheness gone horribly wrong (or right, depending on your view), but the douchebags therein tend toward isolated sausagery, with minimal female presence, let alone hotness. One gets the feeling these Jersey Boyz are playin' in the minors, hoping to get that call-up to the big leagues. Celebrate his arrival -- it's undoubtedly the peak of his existence.
# posted by : 3:09 PM
: 3:09 PM
GOD DAMN YOU DB1! Why do you do this to me? What did I do to you to deserve this revolting turd? This picture really REALLY hurts me! The pain is piercing into my soul. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS DOUCHEBAGS LIPS?
# posted by : 7:13 PM
: 7:13 PM
The phenomenal-ness of this picture leaves me without words. Never before have I encountered an image that so completely encompasses everything that I stand against, debunking all that is good. In fact, I oppose it so much that I almost have to accept it. Like, I hate it for being so damn awesome - and for that I have to respect it.
If I had a myspace page I would use this picture as my profile. I want to make this picture my Christmas card greeting. When I run for political office, I'm putting this picture in my billboard campaigns.
I love it because I hate it so.
Thank you, fabulous doucebags. Keep on keepin'. Godspeed.
kisses
Kitty Le'Douche
If I had a myspace page I would use this picture as my profile. I want to make this picture my Christmas card greeting. When I run for political office, I'm putting this picture in my billboard campaigns.
I love it because I hate it so.
Thank you, fabulous doucebags. Keep on keepin'. Godspeed.
kisses
Kitty Le'Douche
# posted by : 4:25 PM
: 4:25 PM
I thought this was a site for HOT CHICKS with douche bags? I would rather lube the inside of a zip-lock bag, place it between the cushions of my couch and hump that, than touch that greased skank with any part of my body not covered with Hazmat gear. Gallon sized zip-lock of course…
# posted by : 9:59 AM
: 9:59 AM
Purple Lips is by far my favorite, possibly with dung beetle coming in second. This is funny as hell, think I'll link this site tonight..
Hi this is Erik.
It is sad that this idiot claims that, "GROWIN' UP GOTTI' is da best show EVAH! Yeah baby! Da Gotti's baby! Dae doan tawk good English likes me! Yeah baby!"
The fake Tan- check.
The jewlery/bling- check
The sun-glasses at night- check (Einstein)
Trying to put out a macho front- check
The 'Gotti' greas filled / troll doll hair-do- check
The over accomplished look of "I'm friggin da King baby" on his puss- check
The girl posing next to him (the poser) but not wanting to get to close) for the ALL IMPORTANT- photo oppertunity!- check
Greasy / oily marks on the forehead / cheeks / nose / ears / etc...- check
and last but not least, The huge amount of ACNE on his shoulder / arm / chest. - check.
Here's a quarter, go buy your own identity Brainiac!
It is sad that this idiot claims that, "GROWIN' UP GOTTI' is da best show EVAH! Yeah baby! Da Gotti's baby! Dae doan tawk good English likes me! Yeah baby!"
The fake Tan- check.
The jewlery/bling- check
The sun-glasses at night- check (Einstein)
Trying to put out a macho front- check
The 'Gotti' greas filled / troll doll hair-do- check
The over accomplished look of "I'm friggin da King baby" on his puss- check
The girl posing next to him (the poser) but not wanting to get to close) for the ALL IMPORTANT- photo oppertunity!- check
Greasy / oily marks on the forehead / cheeks / nose / ears / etc...- check
and last but not least, The huge amount of ACNE on his shoulder / arm / chest. - check.
Here's a quarter, go buy your own identity Brainiac!
# posted by : 12:51 PM
: 12:51 PM
"I am speechless...well almost. If I were at a party and this guy walked in with a flowbee haircut, purple lips, and no shirt, I would immediately kick him in the nutz, pick him up by his hair (that is if my hand didnt repeatedly slip off from all the gel), and throw him out."
Yes, I am sure you would, mr. tough-balls.
It is such a shame this blog is tunring into a place where flat out losers come and flood the room with their super hero dreams, writting tough and stuff. 10x more pathetic than the pictures itself, and that is funny.
Yes, I am sure you would, mr. tough-balls.
It is such a shame this blog is tunring into a place where flat out losers come and flood the room with their super hero dreams, writting tough and stuff. 10x more pathetic than the pictures itself, and that is funny.
# posted by : 10:15 AM
: 10:15 AM
Ah....so THATS where the world's supply of steroids went for the entire year of 2006.
I think my name is linked to the other picture of him thats floating around
I think my name is linked to the other picture of him thats floating around
hmmm, i was kind of wondering what makes one considered a douche bag. What exactly is the criteria? well after seeing this picture, it's really clear to me. It's just a quality one possesses and this guy's got it. The guy is like a caricature of a douche. "Almost unhuman" as Simon Cowell would say. Probably the consumate d-bag.
# posted by : 4:46 AM
: 4:46 AM
I thought this was "hot chicks" with douchebags. That hooker isnt hot, except that it probably burns when she pees.
If i was that guy, i'd shoot myself twice. 1 for letting myself look like that, 2 for taking a picture with that scab.
If i was that guy, i'd shoot myself twice. 1 for letting myself look like that, 2 for taking a picture with that scab.
# posted by : 6:42 AM
: 6:42 AM
shes not hot. not at all!!! so its a pic of a self-absorbed dick and an ugly girl with no self respect
# posted by : 10:53 PM
: 10:53 PM
Isn't this called HOT chicks with douchebags? I find myself wishing this skank would zip her skirt UP.
I say these two should get married tomorrow, they so obviously belong together. He can work the door while she dances inside until she turns 25, (then it's off to the waffle house).
I say these two should get married tomorrow, they so obviously belong together. He can work the door while she dances inside until she turns 25, (then it's off to the waffle house).
He flexed so hard he dislocated his shoulder! Nice stretch marks. Both of you.
# posted by : 6:32 PM
: 6:32 PM
Anthony said:
I say these two should get married tomorrow, they so obviously belong together. He can work the door while she dances inside until she turns 25, (then it's off to the waffle house).
NO, YOU FOOL. They must never marry. They would create offspring that would tip the universal scales of douchebaggery. We must do all we can to prevent their consummation!!!
Actually, forget it. Lord knows Purpley is shooting blanks from a decade of exposure to Dippity Do, Aqua Velva and Insta-Tan.
Thank you, Charles Darwin. Thank you.
I say these two should get married tomorrow, they so obviously belong together. He can work the door while she dances inside until she turns 25, (then it's off to the waffle house).
NO, YOU FOOL. They must never marry. They would create offspring that would tip the universal scales of douchebaggery. We must do all we can to prevent their consummation!!!
Actually, forget it. Lord knows Purpley is shooting blanks from a decade of exposure to Dippity Do, Aqua Velva and Insta-Tan.
Thank you, Charles Darwin. Thank you.
The following link is a URL, it wouldn't accept my HTML or IMG Code. Same Douchebag, BUT BETTER SHOT, DIFFERENT LOCATION, wearing a shirt that says (quote), "Diamonds may be a girls best friend, but my dick is a close second". F%$&# ing SERIOUS!!!! These are the codes photobucket, gave me I forgot where I got the picture, sorry:
URL:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e371/Timtayshun/guidohowtoou4ta0fk4-1.jpg
URL:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e371/Timtayshun/guidohowtoou4ta0fk4-1.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albu
ms/e371/Timtayshun/guidohow
toou4ta0fk4-1.jpg
Sorry, this is the link. I tested the last one. You need to put this together without spaces and you will LOVE TO HATE WHAT YOU SEE IN THIS DOUCHEBAG!
**Cuts & Kisses** (Haha)
Timo
ms/e371/Timtayshun/guidohow
toou4ta0fk4-1.jpg
Sorry, this is the link. I tested the last one. You need to put this together without spaces and you will LOVE TO HATE WHAT YOU SEE IN THIS DOUCHEBAG!
**Cuts & Kisses** (Haha)
Timo
I got to see this douche and all his douch-baggery in person 2 weeks ago in Miami Beach... A friend and I decided to sit and people watch/make fun of everyone... we chose this particular pool because it was blasting techno... and we ALL know that techno music is douche-bait. You could imagine our excitement when purple-lips and his douche-henchman strolled in. sadly we didn't get to see him in action... it started to rain and he was worried that his "spike ice" gel wouldn't hold-up in heavy down pour. I feel cheated!
# posted by : 12:58 AM
: 12:58 AM
While junior is a grade A douche, that scraggly, haggard chick is the farthest thing from hot.
She looks like trailer park barbie.
*shuuder*
She looks like trailer park barbie.
*shuuder*
# posted by : 2:34 PM
: 2:34 PM
Do you guys EVER mine out of Jersey to solicit photos of douchebags? This site looks like a casting call for Growing Up Gotti. Surely there are many other classifications of douches we can look at other than the goombas with the cugines.
# posted by : 1:52 PM
: 1:52 PM
Notice the roids zits on his shoulders and pecs he's trying to strategically hide with self tanner?
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
# posted by : 2:52 PM
: 2:52 PM
His name is George and he is a security guard in NJ at the Garden State Plaza lol
# posted by : 2:41 PM
: 2:41 PM
I think this guy is Joey Porsche's older brother or first-cousin. He needs to get together with Johnny Blaze for a party of epic douchey-ness...
He kinda reminds me of someone that was dipped in shit and rolled in breadcrumbs.
# posted by : 9:15 PM
: 9:15 PM
I am quite offended by this site. It is shame that you folks would take advantage of retards, as clearly evident in this pic.
# posted by : 9:07 PM
: 9:07 PM
Rode hard and put away wet is about the only description I can come up with for the female half of this vomit-inducing spectacle.
Im not even sure I'd accept a blowjob from that nightmare.
Im not even sure I'd accept a blowjob from that nightmare.
# posted by : 6:31 AM
: 6:31 AM
While about 95% of NASCAR Barbie up there makes me shudder in an attempt to not puke on my shoes...I must admit to this disturbingly primal urge to shoot a massive load on that cute little swell that begins right below her navel.
# posted by : 6:35 AM
: 6:35 AM
im new to this site and still in disbelief and this guy has to be one of the douchiest douches Ive ever seen...and I live in Newport BEach...land of the douchenozzles! I say Purplelips for douche president
# posted by : 4:54 PM
: 4:54 PM
At least the insipid trailer wench was kind enough to match her bikini to the fellows' lip gloss. As for the gentleman, I refuse to speak ill of one whom so obviously cries himself to sleep on his sticky, purple pillow.
# posted by : 2:00 PM
: 2:00 PM
It's a medical fact that if a person's lips are purple then they aren't getting enough oxygen to their brain. Quick, administer O2 to Shoulder Zit Schmuck, STAT.
# posted by : 1:12 AM
: 1:12 AM
wow, steroid use causes acne on the back, looks like his is creeping over the shoulder and toward the chest from so much juice
# posted by : 11:45 AM
: 11:45 AM
Is there a guidebook that says its essential to have a wax hedgehog on your head to be a genuine douchebag?
...when she was unwittingly swept away by Plastic-Man's evil brother, Plastic-Bag."
# posted by : 1:11 AM
: 1:11 AM
I don't know where to begin. I was unaware of the jaw-dropping horrors that awaited me when a so-called friend pointed me to this site. Clive Barker himself could never come up with such unspeakable terrors as Purple Lips. Is it steroid acne, or crash-veins from shooting up? Either way, those festering pustules on his chest are getting raked open by that third-rate Barbie's squared-off, white tipped acrylic nails tonight. And sunglasses indoors? Truly the hallmark of the Uber-Douche. For even he fears that others will see the douchiness in his eyes. So, with the windows to his douchey soul masked, he is free to purse his glossy purple lips in mock machismo and score all of Pumpy's castoffs. Years of therapy will not set me free from this nightmarish vision.
# posted by : 3:32 PM
: 3:32 PM
Ok.. for one.. he is DEFINITELY douche but she is far from a 'hot girl with a douche bag' yikes.. the title should say 'these tards deserve eachother'
# posted by : 11:10 AM
: 11:10 AM
Every single one of you would be all over "average" Douche photo girl.
In this case she's actually the bag's girlfriend I'm guessing, versus just some gal getting a free drink from some bags, for posing with them for their Myspace page.
In this case she's actually the bag's girlfriend I'm guessing, versus just some gal getting a free drink from some bags, for posing with them for their Myspace page.
# posted by : 11:14 PM
: 11:14 PM
Douche Bag of the Week? I think this one deserves a lifetime achievement award.
# posted by : 1:08 PM
: 1:08 PM
I don't know whether to count this as a douchebag or something else. He has bigger boobs, more makeup, a darker tan, nicer jewelry and more hair product than the chick resting on his arm. WHAT ARE YOU???
# posted by : 6:58 PM
: 6:58 PM
Its.... its... oh my god its the fabled restraining order waiting to happen! QUICK RUN!
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