Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Rent
I'm pleased to see the cast of the Albequerque Hills Dinner Theater production of Rent is out and about having a good time.
Scrote on the left looks like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. Rosario Dawson Hottie makes me happy to be a man. And then... that thing. Two tiered shirt combo. It hurts.
Dear God, it hurts.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 10:29 PM 
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bag on the left may very well be a middle-upper class yuppie pansy who's never had to exercise for [insert incredibly short unit of time here] but wants to appear "tough" so he decks himself out in punk-esque fashion.
bag on the right? poser alert!
hottie was probably in a bar/party so full of douchebags that the only reason i'd enter would be if i could get her number.
bag on the right? poser alert!
hottie was probably in a bar/party so full of douchebags that the only reason i'd enter would be if i could get her number.
that collar. the bling. the ring on his finger. the facial hair. The DB-lean into a photo where the chick is OBVIOUSLY taking a photo with pseudo-punk bag.
I will bet my last bottle of 'Train that if you rolled up those long sleeves, guy on the right would have at least one lame-ass tattoo.
THIS is what we are fighting against. I wouldn't piss on his head if his hair was on fire.
I will bet my last bottle of 'Train that if you rolled up those long sleeves, guy on the right would have at least one lame-ass tattoo.
THIS is what we are fighting against. I wouldn't piss on his head if his hair was on fire.
that collar. the bling. the ring on his finger. the facial hair. The DB-lean into a photo where the chick is OBVIOUSLY taking a photo with pseudo-punk bag.
I will bet my last bottle of 'Train that if you rolled up those long sleeves, guy on the right would have at least one lame-ass tattoo.
THIS is what we are fighting against. I wouldn't piss on his head if his hair was on fire.
I will bet my last bottle of 'Train that if you rolled up those long sleeves, guy on the right would have at least one lame-ass tattoo.
THIS is what we are fighting against. I wouldn't piss on his head if his hair was on fire.
The Douche is strong with these Bags. They make me want to retrieve a very sharp and pointy pickaxe and go on a murderous douche killing rampage, stopping only for bathroom breaks and naps.
……..The Hunt Begins
DOUCHEZILLA
……..The Hunt Begins
DOUCHEZILLA
# posted by 
: 10:43 AM
: 10:43 AM
Dude, that is straight up Ballsack on the right. Years from now, advanced civilizations will find Ballsack's wardrobe and just assume the entire planet was filled with scrotes. Thanks for ruining our legacy, turd monkey.
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