This is a microcosm of everything that is wrong with the America, Western Civilization, and the world. Jesus, please let Armegeddon come quickly.
 

There is just so much doucheness packed into this movie all I can say is a quote from Joseph Conrad, "The Horror, The Horror"
 

drunkdouchebag summed it up perfectly.
 

After watching two seconds of watching the content of this puss-dripping piece of shit, i decided that mass producing those joint strike fighters may be america's best solution yet. I'm currently debating a potential ailment with the president called "Douchus-Infectus-Bleethus-Rectum". Guess who is was first sighted on.

That's right, the scrote without name or identity. Sometimes he's PinkyMcBag, other times he rubs his enourmess bleeth on poorly produced music videos from shitty third party assistants, like this one. Sometimes he appears in t public doing the shocker, sometimes you can find him at Fucilli's barber for clone haircut No# 567496, also known as: "The Sander". If you ever come face to face with with "Satgga Lee" (A latin acronym for: scotum), you should imply the following methods;
1) The plain old dragon uppercut. Just plant your fist under his chin jump 10 meters in the air, and set your fist ablaze, whilest screaming:"BAGRYUKEN". If you don't take the bag's god damn head off, you'll be sure to leave a burning skid right across the jesus bling. 100% quality garanteed. Retaliation? Oh, that's right. Sob in a corner after doing his make-up.

2) The "cheese-shaver".
What do you need:
1- A cheese shaver
2- 24 hits of XTC
3- Imposing stare from hell

First thing you should do is use the "4-8, right-in-the-face", and right after it, grab his lower lip and put your heel in his right eye socket, going into a pseudo-cartwheel position. Slowly pull the mouth open with your left hand, and quickly stuff 24 pills of some fine smack in that gaping hole. Finish it off with the "ur-mAh-bIaTcH-nOw-hOe" and give him the imposing stare of hell, suggesting to him that he is no longer a bag', but rather a fine piece of maaslander cheese. Give him the shaver and imply that you would fancy a cheese sandwich. Sit back, and watch the shaving begin.

3)The Super Holy Abnormal Jesus bling of Jebus; savior of douche's.

[insert corny legend here.]
 

music (or quasi-music) videos are always a good excuse to cram in many hotties and then sprinkle in a few douchebags.
 

I think my eyeballs exploded. Can someone describe for me what happens in the video? In a way that will not make me vomit? I am so embarrassed to be 1) a male; 2) white; 3) alive.

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