that ink on his arm is real classy too. this guy looks like RoidBag's cousin. when this guy isnt out with extremely disproportionately hot girls like this one, i assume he spends his nights beating off to vin diesel movies and world's strongest man reruns on espn.
 

also, i would like to nominate this guy for douchebag of the week because of the combined strength of his douchosity and the little slice of heaven sitting next to him.
 

Looks like Jose Canseco stuck something besides a steroid needle up this guy's cornhole.
 

I have a hankering for marshmallows all of a sudden...

Bagbalm
 

Everyone has seemed to overlook his hair. The front of it is blonde tips. This is a classic douchebag trait. He looks like a deer in headlights (of course who could blame him being next to those mammaries.) I think from now on I will refer to him as a meathead-douche.
 

I just noticed, it's Champaign Superdouche in the background w. his white sports coat and hand gesture #15. Must be some sort of hair gel convention.
 

this bag looks worried about how many seconds he's gonna last with the hottie in bed.

i'd be worried too. but less than he seems to be.
 

Look at those fun bags. I do not mean to be misogynistic it just that I am so lonely so, so, so lonely. All the Bleethed ones are taken and there is none left for us less-then-doucheies who inhabit this cruel, cruel world. I mean this bag is wearing a shirt that has Jesus bling silk screened onto it and he still gets the girl. Quite ingenious though. Nonetheless he is still a bag and he I am assuming gets to penetrate that (that, being Big Boobs McGoo sitting to his left) regardless of duration and for that I hate him and all his kind. I hate their greasy foreheads, their large chins which sometimes are covered with pubes, their childlike hand gestures, their 10 degree tilt, ahhhh screw it you people know what makes a douche a douche.
Alas, unfortunately what we do not know is why hot chicks fall for them.

Sincerley,
Vexed AKA DOUCHEZILLA