Remember kids, as we do our walkabout through a life filled with the cruelty and injustice of the HCwD combo, we'll always have a place to come and mock. Send your best pics of hotties and the rank scuzzbuckets headbutting them to me at douchebag1@hotchickswithdouchebags.com. Cuz I'm way too sloth to go find these pics all by myself.

And next time you're in the mall and see a lime-green polo shirt, set it on fire. No really. What judge in the world would convinct you for that?