Monday, July 31, 2006

 

The Shreiking Rhesus Monkey


Blech. I haven't been this skeezed out since Arnold Schwarzenegger tickled a twelve year old Alyssa Milano in a swimming pool in "Commando."

Both cuties look like they're being tackled by a chimp. Look at this douchebag's hands. Are those even human? They're clutching at these two hotties like a shreiking rhesus monkey about to fling his poo.

I'm not sure what's going on with dark haired hottie's pirate look, but I'm willing to forgive her for offering up that grade-A rump for our persusal.

Comments:
Those poor hotties, Lisa Bonet & her anglo friend look like they've been mistaken for 2 fresh bananas by the Cro-Bagnon species. I don't see a 10 degree hat tilt nor sunglasses, but must assume, as monkeys do, he probably threw a fit and crushed his douche attire.
 
The last time I saw something as fake and insincere as the smiles on these beauties was when Mel Gibson issued his apology to the Jewish community.

You kind of get the feeling that these lovely gals were just chatting among themselves about the finer points of the Renaissance arts when Joe Piscopo here swooped in for a surprise douche attack. Wrapping his giant meat hooks around the girls, not even giving them a chance to turn and pose for the camera, he grunted twice, they fake smiled, and the picture was snapped. Luckily Gorilla Monsoon didn't also snap these girl's backs.
 
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