Your assignment over the weekend is to meditate on all that is douchey in our world these days. The beginnings of douche. The viruses that allow douche to flourish and spread. What is it in our world that can create a raging scrote like the herpes sore in this pic? Where have we gone wrong as a culture? What penance are we being forced to perform? What dark paths are our souls traversing that leads us to allow these sorts of monstrosities to exist, let alone attract hotties?

Is the douche some form of plague, set upon us by an angry God? Locusts and frogs weren't enough, and so God sent the douches to infect and invade our populace to teach us that we've strayed from the path of righteousness. Could that be it?

Meditate on this perplexing dilemma. And perhaps we will find HCwD enlightment as we journey onward. Ever onward.