I'm getting a lot of emails with questions from new readers. If you're unclear on the terms some of us are using, best bet is to go back into the archives, starting in April and read your way forward. I suppose I could write up a FAQ, but that would take time away from sitting here on the floor, staring at my computer, and doing nothing.

Or you can email me and say hi, or better yet, send me a pic of a HCwD combo of such unholy pusitude that it makes you rage with anger, quake with lust, and want to rip your nutsack hair out with tweasers.

Oh, and if you want a definition of "douchebag," merely look at this guy.

It's Friday, which means the DB1 has already started drinking. Today's beverage of choice: Irish Rose. Out of a dirty plastic cup, natch. It makes me feel good to know I've achieved so much in life as I stare at the stains on the carpet and water stains on the ceiling. Hmm, I wonder if that large crack running down the plaster in my wall is cause for worry. Anyways, no matter. Next week's lineup is pretty sweet, and we'll also be having our first ever "HC" contest for the hottest chica to appear on the site so far.

So rock the weekend Kobe style, and may all your hotties be Bleeth-free...