Tell me that isn't Dirk Benedict, aka "Starbuck" from the original Battlestar Gallactica (and The A-Team). It's bad enough that this pretty boy frat-'bag aryan is snagging the hotties down in Vegas. It's even worse when he busts out the popped collar and scruffy faux-hawk. Makes the DB1 an angry, angry 'bag.

Time for a shot of Thunderbird.

(5 minutes later:)

Nope, the Thunderbird didn't help. The inverted 'bag blond-Asian sandwich formation is just too painful to endure. These lovely grapefruits are dirrty in all the wrong ways. So wrong, but so right.

For those of you who dig on the obscure pop culture references, pretty-boy 'bag here is also the spitting image of "Bob" from the Church of the SubGenius, as seen here:















Any SubGenius fans out there?