Damn, no wonder why my take out order hasnt got here yet!!!! These 2 douches look like they took a break from work or from the chess club; take ur pic and are frequenting a local establishment of fine entertainment.Kudos to the bags for the initiative, but i dont want to see u taking away from the sweet fishnetted hottie here :))
 

These guys aren't all that douchey ... more like dorky ... then again, they are only 16 yrs old and have yet to grow into their douchey calling.
 

Is that Bat-girl? yummm. Me likes the scantily clad babe, the geek-bags I can do without.

Bagbalm

oh, ps "ha ha Hair pie?"
 

Obvious IT scrotelickers prolly already paid for the services of that lovely young skank.
 

I agree w/ scrote walsh, not so much douchey as dorky. Still though, if they were true Asian douchebags, they'd be less vinegar and water and more soy sauce.
 

Along with “scrote m. walsh” I too believe these two are more “Dork” then “Douche” and thus I must congratulate them on their accomplishment and by accomplishment I mean standing next to a vixen in fishnets.

For their accomplishment is far more impressive then any thing I have done on this dirtclog we call a planet.

DOUCHEZILLA
 

i see the bag on the right wants and wants and wants to grope the hottie's waist, but the strip bar they're in must have rules against touching their employees.

sad day for you sushi bags!
 

Classic- I can't stop laughing
 

Is this hottie a superhero? Could she be somebody's real life Super Ex-Girlfriend? Nope, she's just so sick and tired for douche bags such as these two Jackie Chan wanabes that she now wears a disguise when she goes to the club. That way she doesn't risk a douche bag recognizing her later on in public, demanding she pose with them for pictures right there in the street in front of all the other normal non-douche folk of society to see.

-Boogie
 

Sweet Jumpin' Jehoshaphat...

I bow to these Ying and Yangsters...

I never had a picture of me with a hottie like this...
 

JM you racist douchebag, where is your picture with your hot ex girlfriends?
Kiss my ass HEB!!!

JK and your takeout will be ready soon, bastard! :-D
 

More dork less douche
 

racist.
 

these guys are not douches. please, you're underming your douchecredity.