Thursday, July 06, 2006
This Man Could Break Me in Half
It's "Making Fun of Guys who could shred the innards of Douchebag1 with one punch" week here at HCwD! Yeaaarrrr!
I'm including this pic not just because this bulked up Canseco-'Bag looks like he just greased up the forehead with BagODouche-Oil (Trader Joes, $4.99), but because there's gold in them there hills.
And by "gold" I mean luscious pale skinned cleavite. The type that make you go "Hmm." That shirt's illegal in six states. It's also a sign of stage-2 Bleeth, but in a good way. Sometimes the 'bag infection has ancillary benefits. So keep up the corruption effect, Canseco-Bag! If we get to glimpse a little cleavite goodness, all the better.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:18 AM 
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Alright, that shirt gives this hottie an automatic nomination for the Miss HCwDB pageant.
(Along with that island cocunut from a few months back)
Megods! That's not cleavage, those are inverted hemisperes.
Me likey!
(Along with that island cocunut from a few months back)
Megods! That's not cleavage, those are inverted hemisperes.
Me likey!
Jugs 'O Plenty!
I think both of them could break me in half, just one would be pleasant, the other, not so much.
Bagbalm
I think both of them could break me in half, just one would be pleasant, the other, not so much.
Bagbalm
# posted by 
: 10:00 AM
: 10:00 AM
Shirt that says "player," perfect. Add that to the "tribal" tattoo across his forearm and you have a grade 1 douche. I would love to get my hands on that hottie though. The things that I could do that that cleavite...
# posted by : 8:26 PM
: 8:26 PM
OH SHIT MISS WONDERFUL YOU HAVE TO MAKE A SECOND APPEARANCE HERE ON HCWD WEARING THE EXACT SAME SHIRT PLUS A MINISKIRT! IF I DON'T GET VISUAL PERFECTION I'M GONNA BE REALLY DEPRESSED!
AND THAT GUY RIGHT THERE IS A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG! SORRY IF YOU LIKE HIM!
ahem, er... my caps lock key got stuck for a few seconds, a few seconds ago, because a mythical force extended from the monitor while i was drooling over the pic and pressed down firmly on the caps lock key while a mythical voice demanded that i type the above message in all caps. so i did. an uneventful day for lower case bag.
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AND THAT GUY RIGHT THERE IS A TOTAL DOUCHEBAG! SORRY IF YOU LIKE HIM!
ahem, er... my caps lock key got stuck for a few seconds, a few seconds ago, because a mythical force extended from the monitor while i was drooling over the pic and pressed down firmly on the caps lock key while a mythical voice demanded that i type the above message in all caps. so i did. an uneventful day for lower case bag.
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