Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Tiny Sunglasses
Dear Tiny Sunglasses 'Bag. Please don't kick my ass for making fun of you. But you are uber-bag, and so I must mock. With the power of all that is holy and right behind me.
No really, don't be mad. Some of my best friends are shaved headed sacks of man-goo with sunglasses a size too small for their ginormous cantelope sized head. Nice upturned collar, mini Jesus bling, and a nicely shaved and oiled chest. That chest is the slip-n-slide of douchebag chests. If you lie down long enough, ten year old kids in bathing suits will run and jump at you.
Which may actually be your cup of tea.
Oh and nice straw.
Sincerely-
DB1
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 11:52 AM 
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What is with these dudes that ordinarily are not douchebags, but then put on all the accouterments to make them douchebags? That feller needs to look at this site to know when the 'bag limit has been reached.
Bagbalm
Bagbalm
# posted by 
: 12:17 PM
: 12:17 PM
"But you are uber-bag, and so I must mock. With the power of all that is holy and right behind me."
Priests are holy and have been know to be right behind certain people...are you secretly a clergy member of some Douchey religious cult?
Priests are holy and have been know to be right behind certain people...are you secretly a clergy member of some Douchey religious cult?
# posted by : 1:01 PM
: 1:01 PM
Is that a hook-hand holding that beer? Downs Syndrom perhaps, or going-down syndrom... as in going down in the anals of Douche Baggery!
# posted by : 3:31 PM
: 3:31 PM
I'm not going to make fun of this guy pretty much because he could very easily rip off my head, shit down my neck, then make me eat the shit out of my neck with my severed head. I do not want that to happen.
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