And then there are mornings when I wake up in a good mood, see a pic like this, and want to start pounding nails through a board with my forehead.

This uber-douche needs his eyebrows shaved and his baseball cap set on fire. If there is any justice in the world. Chicka has that MILF thing working, which is good by me. Heck, I'd take a GrandMILF these days.

I can't tell if the douchebag in the back has a cigar in his mouth or if he's spitting up his cud. Either way, I wanna toss both of these knobs into the octogon and let 'em fight it out, UFC style.