As to your humble narrator DB1, things have returned to some normalcy after a mini-vaca. I'm back to sitting around and staring at pics of hotties with total skeezebuckets, turning purple with rage, then drinking myself into oblivion.

In other words, business as usual.

A tip of the ole' popped collar to Iowa 'Bagslayer for suggesting we rename Old No. 7 to "Cro 'Bagnon." Nicely done I.B. And thanks to all the submissions and emails I've been getting lately. I'm now at 100% submission posting, saving me the existential angst of having to troll the party-pic sites out there. The quality of mind-numbing HCwD submits of unholy wretchitude has been outstanding. Good work, all!

Haven't done the HCwD of the Week the past few weeks but we'll start that up again on Monday. I'm also gonna do the long delayed "HC" contest later this week. So many hotties to choose from, it's gonna be tough to narrow it down to three or four.

So now that we're well into our journey here at HCwD, are we any closer to answering the question that plagues us all? How do so many rank scrote-nuts get into the presence of so much hottitude? What attracts these visions of lovelines to these grease-monkeys with 10 degree hat tilt and Jesus bling?

We may never know. And so, we must mock.