Tuesday, July 25, 2006
The Warthog
Uhm.
It's hard to truly capture one's thoughts when in the presence of something like this. It is beyond words. Beyond description. It operates in a zone of pure primality. A place above conscious thought. A place of id-douche.
Do I comment on the Planet of the Apes 'Bag's bandana, hair, Jesus bling earings or silver shirt first? Or do I just kill myself?
This pic hurts me more than it hurts you. And I know it hurts you.
So lets all suck it up, feel for these two innocent hotties, and move on... stat...
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 10:39 PM 
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Does anyone else think he looks like one of the apes from Marky Mark's Planet of the Apes?
Twat a scrote
Twat a scrote
Talk like a pirate day isn't until Sept 19, somebody better get the clue bat and beat this bag senseless (or perferably to death).
Bagbalm
Bagbalm
# posted by 
: 6:49 AM
: 6:49 AM
This puke reminds me of that episode of the Twilight Zone where there's one guy who's normal looking but everyone thinks he's hideous because he is the only one who doesn't have a pig snout for a face. Except there are two people who are normal, and everyone thinks he's a creepy douchebag from outer space or a parallel dimension.
Sorry, I read that and it's inchoerent.
Take 2. *Except in this photo, there are two people who are normal and everyone thinks Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer is a creepy DB from outer space.
It's early to start drinking, but you can't really "start", when you never really "stop". Apologies.
Take 2. *Except in this photo, there are two people who are normal and everyone thinks Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer is a creepy DB from outer space.
It's early to start drinking, but you can't really "start", when you never really "stop". Apologies.
Another thought. This guy looks like Austin from "Not Another Teen Movie." And the chick on the left might be a Vulcan.
Done. Promise.
Done. Promise.
I just assumed Gary Busey had stopped doing drugs. This is so far retarded, I don't know if he's douche or just a knob. Or if there's a difference.
Cirroc rules. He would disown this douche.
Art of the Douche
Cirroc rules. He would disown this douche.
Art of the Douche
# posted by : 11:42 AM
: 11:42 AM
I have to add the following -- is that an MTv shirt? This guy was undoubtedly the coolest in 1987.
Art of the Douche
Art of the Douche
# posted by : 11:52 AM
: 11:52 AM
Some 'bags make me laugh, some make me cry, and some make me wanna puke...but I am seriously going to have nightmares about this guy. Horrifying.
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