Wednesday, July 26, 2006

 

Wax On, Whacks Off


It may be a costume party but AryanBag here is still utter wasp-douche. My question is what exactly is that dark stain under his eye supposed to be? Douchebag war paint?

The hair is particularly genius. I could grate onions on that spikey nest. Nerdboy in the back and standard dorm beer poster #42 round out the red-cuppiness vibe of the entire fiasco. Chicka looks underage, so I will only say I hope her parents come and get her soon, before Silk Fu here starts talking out a barka lounger with his "mad karate skillz."

Comments:
She's not hot, but he's definitely a douche. Ninjas were cool in 1988. I should know, I have the box of teenasge mutant ninja turtle action figures to prove it. This scrote probably wouldn't even make foot soldier. Much less henchman status.
 
Mutant Douche Ninja uses a combo of excessive hair gel & a head band to hide his male pattern bagness. Utter doucheness.
 
Let us all hope that Whacking off is all this douchebag did & will forever do. The gene pool is shallow enough without his 'bag seed.

bagbalm
 
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