What a nutsack. You can't take off your fucking 10 degree hat long enough to go to the dance? $100 says that the car is a stretch SUV, probably an Escalade. It is the douche's ride of choice for such events. And thank god his hat wasn't lime green, because I may have killed someone in the office in a fit of rage.
 

OH FUCK!

That kid is pissing me off!

MUST SMASH!
 

I'm afraid that if an APB was put out for all scrotes that appear like douchebags, the US would be cleaned up...Oh, wait, put out that APB stat!

Me thinks she is of age of consent, she is beautiful.

Bagbalm
 

are you fucking kidding me!!! this guy sucks dirty sacks! what the hell is he doing with such a piece? What is this chick thinking? Poor girl. She probably thought he was retarded and wanted to be nice.

DAMN IT!
 

Wow, for just one penny a day. The price of a cup of coffee, you could get this scrote a fucking clue! This chick is a dime, and K-fag here has more than a dimes size of gell in his hair tucked under that ever so slightly tilted cap. Fuck, ass! What's this world coming to?
 

Ouch. I know we are all understandably caught in the anus-clenching moment this photo captures, but the really chilling thought is that this turd may one day grow up and be in charge of something other than a Slurpee machine. Or maybe not. The fate of the free world probably hangs in the balance.

Art of the Douche
 

The thought bubble above this 'bag's head would say "...man, that K-Fed sure has got it all figured out..."
 

there's no way an abducted hottie can grin like that when she was abducted by a FUCKING DOUCHEBAG.

is there some kinda douching gas that we don't know about here?
 

Is it just me or does the hottie look a little fake to anyone else? I wouldn't put it passed that douche to cut and paste a figure of a girl over the picture of his sister that he really brought to the prom.
 

I have to agree with what Anonymous just said (killer screen name, by the way, wish I would have thought of it first). There is just something about this picture that looks unnatural, and it's not just the fact that his 10+ hottie is grinning like fat kid at Burger King while she sits next to this douche, in what appears to be the backseat. Now, maybe its the Jim Beam I poured over my Grape-Nuts talking, but I think this gift from the heavens was PhotoShopped in.

(At least that's what I'm going to keep telling myself in order to keep from lighting myself on fire.)

-Boogie
 

Hang on a second, is that a mullet I see hanging down his neck?
 

So sad, but this girl is real. Trust me. I only wish that I were able to save her from GuyLadouche here. I believe that in her young and fragile state, one who possess douche like powers of persuasion is able to convince said beauty of his utter and undeniable coolness. Props like hats, earrings, and hair gel seem to blind the young and impressionable. Although, this douche will find that his tactics will become weak when tried upon the college Sorostitute, thus douche transforms himself into Fraternitydouche. This is a whole new classification of douchebaggery.
 

Fraternity Douche?

You think this complete Skeezoid will make it to college? This dude will morph into Methamphetabag shortly after the prom when he starts working full-time at his friend's older brother's construction company.

By the time he's 30, he'll have two little junior scuzzbag kids with his ex-girlfriend (not the one in the pic) and be rooming with his mother's ex-boyfriend in the trailer that he inherited when his mother died from electrocution after drinking too much Old Grandad and tinkerin' with the TV while sitting in the plastic kiddie-pool that her son bought her to stay cool after the "fan done broke".

Grade-A Prime Trailerbag!
 

Sorry, I call bullshit. She may be real, but she was not really originally in that picture. My husband could make that picture in 15 minutes.